Paula walked to the bus stop see the bus to Goodison park then.....

When she got on the bus.........(LMAO!)

to go to...

The Local Chippy for a sauasge that needed battering and.......

Found a piece of seafood, that looked familiar !! Could it be ?? NO surely not ?? but it could be ?? is it ?? A ............Multi Coloured Sea Urchin ?????? OMG She rushes off to tell her stell, who was still on his way in (sts) on the bus, so she.............

Said she wud come on the bus with him as she had a surprise for him and......

then out of knowehere...

He had an asthma attack.........paula was right there, and said don't worry hun i think you got away with it.....then she...........

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had one too so...

mike stepped in with a flute and.....

played a song which went a little like this...

da dee da dee da dee doo then out of the sky came a...........

a great white light.........it was the coming of the lord....and he said with a booming voice.........

"WANNA CHIP EH?" This shocked ppl so much cos.....

normally you wudnt see the lord offering chips but they gladly accepted the chips and then...

Peter Beardsley kicked God squarley between the knackers because.....

he had a grudge with about about somethin that happened a long time ago which was..

NOTHING to do with Footy but about a game of Twista they had played way back wen.........

they used to play football together so then...

They ended up getting married! then.....