Well i would but I once took a dog for a walk and as we were passing the park there was a.......

old lady with a beard called...

Out.."OI Michael are you ever gunna..........

have a wash so micheal said ............

"Whats it got to do with you eh? eh? NOTHING so mind ya own business" With that the old lady.........

picked a banana and threw it at me but it missed and hit paula square in the head then...

the old lady said whoopsie daisy then tries to run away but paula picks up a oranage and hits the old lady in the back of the head then....

Golden cue decided to...

harry hill shouts "fighttttttt" and then they do...

Lmao Too slow micheal...But ill carry on from yours...




harry hill shouts "fighttttttt" and then they do....


Nothing to stop themselves from falling onto a huge pile of......

mud but it turns out they...

Were expert mud wrestlers and had such fun. They was still in the mud when suddenly...

a great big bomb hit them blowing themboth into...

A field full of fluffy cotton wool balls and chocolate mice and them lil thingies called erm... oh yano they were called.........

technodanceophobicsupermice and then paula got asked to spell it so...

She just copied and pasted it from Mikes post like so........technodanceophobicsupermice(HA!) As she did, one of the supermice started to..

evolve into a....

elephant with wings then mike starred at it with amazment as the elephant began to.....

fly into the empire state building which had suddenly appeared in england but then...

England flew it back just in case King Kong came back but...