Boot of my car heading to......

Liverpool to see Paula, cos she was about to drug Nick and make him sign all rights to Funky over to her..on the way tho...Dunguib....

Sold his car and forgot that nick was in the boot so he rang......

..the banker off Deal Or No Deal thinking he'd help him but he told him in no unceratin terms where to go, this panicked Nck cos he'd only put a fiver credit in 2 days ago and cos he'd rang chatlines, he knew he was about to run out of..........













Lmao

..the banker off Deal Or No Deal thinking he'd help him but he told him in no unceratin terms where to go, this panicked Nck cos he'd only put a fiver credit in 2 days ago and cos he'd rang chatlines, he knew he was about to run out of..........













Lmao

credit and he couldn ring paula for......

..a laugh cos he knew she was a fun girl who liked to......

party with no clothes on. So....

hired some strippers and when they turned up ...

DOING , oh it was on ..

the grass where they had to...

..have a picnik but it was a picnik with a difference you see because.......

there was no food! The things they had in their basket was.....

not even edible! i mean how are you supposed to eat huge....

Burger, like those obese Americans, i mean i can only eat...

with my feet and that makes me......

BUMPED!

End up with toe jam in my mouth so instead i.....

Dance and dance until a crowd gathers and start throwing money on the floor cos they think am homeless and starving but they dont realize im a.............

then a car crashes through the wall and runs her over can she be dead...