I know there is a funny rhyme poem thread, but i thought you needed a proper POEM thread here.

Well, would you look at this, NO POOL, we all miss
Still Carl's up to his tricks on snooks "Kick OR Kiss"
Damee is crowing, he's in his own heaven
Still crowing about his amazing one, four,seven
Johnny has popped in, talking about Thomas the Tank
But now he has gone, probably for a walk in the park
Paula is here, being her usual self
Flirting, and laughing, and enjoying herself
I've come home from work, after a hard days slog
Logged in to msn, and had a very nice snog
But I love the snooks lot, you're a wonderful bunch
Now I must go, cos im eating my lunch
For those who are curious, just what ive got
Its Cheese on toast, and the damn stuff is hot

~Stell~

Right lets have your poems people

LMAO Luv it Go Baby!


Come on Ppl..POEMS!

Shouldn't you be going for dinner rather than lunch?

Well, well, all here from pool,
getting those ranks on the rise.

Take it from me, break a rule,
You'll be in for a nasty suprise!

All here to chat, mutter and play,
We love it really, we think its cool.

But make sure you all remember this day,
your transition to snooker from pool!

So pick up those cues,
scratch the chalk...

Join a game, and walk the walk!

To play ranked or friendly?
ah forget it jus play me,

I'll get a half and win the game
c'mon josh lets play again!

Looks like a cent or even a max
stop sayin gg just relax,

Give me a chance and i'll punish you
you wont get a shot the whole game through,

And now its time for me to leave the game
your friend virtuoso107 logs out but dw i'll be back to win again.

Edited at 15:33 Sat 26/01/08 (GMT)

yay!! well done lads, keep em coming

that poem is class

I have made one for the person who has made me really really happy


Last year wasn't so clear
Because i wasn't with my dear
You have my heart and my soul
You have filled that empty whole

You have come into my life
And Have made me happy by agreeing to be my wife
Words cannot describe how i feel
Because i feel that brill

You have save me
My little bumblebee
Your stuck with me like paper to glue
Because i love you

Another one made :P


From snooker to pool
I play them all
talking to people i know and like
if i bore you tell me to get on my bike

im not very good at this
But please whatever dont diss :P
If you have time come for a game
Even though im not in the hall of fame

i have meet great bunch of people i like
From carl, paula, stella and mike
But there is one person i like of all
And i meet her from over there on pool


steph ILYL xxx

Huni, they are great, i love them

*Hugs* ILYL Too xxx

Here's a poem i posted over on pool....

Sat here thinking alone one day,
I never thought i could feel this way.
I love you with all my heart,
I always have right from the start.

Wondering what people would do,
When they found out about me and you.
To stick around and hear what they say.
Or just go, leave and run away?

I couldn't do that, it wouldn't be right,
To leave you alone, putting up the fight.
And so i stayed right by your side,
With my arms open wide.

I'll always be here, no matter what,
I'll keep saying it so its not forgot.
So i hope you know how much you mean to me,
I Love you, forever yours I'll be.

~Stephy~

Last year where do i start
I had to deal with a broken heart
Someone who kept calling me meff
But really need to be with my love steph

She has been there for me through thick and thin
Even when i have been kicked in the shin
Thank you so much really means alot
Not leaving me on my trot

You even support the same team as me
Wow that makes me glee
I hope you know you mean alot to me baby
Trust me i wont be going to the navy :P

Things can go from bad to worst
When times i think i've been cursed
But then i get a text from you
And i know our love is true

Things last few months have been up and down
But you manage to change the look of my frowns
No matter what happens now
You will always be my baby gal

Hun...wow that's amazing, really it is, i love it and I Love You xxx

As 2008 starts im here to make my mark
Weather that is in the light or the dark
I can pot and pot all day
Because all i want to do is play

From original to arcade
Hey i should have been called blade
Tournament tournaments everydays
Virtuso107, kaison, guesswho is what is says

From novice, intermedaite, adept, professional and virtuoso
Will i ever get to the top i think no
From half century to full century
I know i will get one of each eventually

From blue green yellow and pink
Which one should i go for hmm let me think
With the maximum made on both types of games
Hopefully i will get there and will be in the hall of fames

Naming and shaming is against the rule
So ignoring that will make your rank dramitically fall
From forums to chat rooms
We can all agree funkysnooker blooms

They are fab fab faaaaaaaaaaaaaaab! I love them all.

Heres one i done on pool the other day.

Wishes and Wonders

I'm lying here upon my bed
Thoughts run wildly through my head
I wish we'd met way way back
Then i'd cut myself some slack

Wondering how id respond to your touch
Wonder if feelings are real as such
Wishing things were so different now
Wished i could make a change somehow

I wonder if you know what i mean
I wished your thoughts could be seen
Im wondering if you really understand
As my wishes float to a different land

I wonder if time can really tell
And wishes become magic as well
Guess thats something i'll never know
All i can do is let my thoughts flow

Wishes and Wonders play with your mind
Some are cruel and some are so kind
Whatever you wish for i hope comes true
But until then im only here for you.


~ Paula ~

Edited at 23:56 Tue 5/02/08 (GMT)

Mike mike mike what can i say
Stop getting 107's your turning me grey

Then you have stella
And his cinderella

Then you have quick_pot admin of the site
Dont start on him or he will give you a fight

Damee damee 147 king
Maybe we should get him a funkysnooker ring

Carl thinks everygame is allornothing
But to be frank i think his bluffing

Now we get to luckpot who is seventeen
Maybe he should hang around with mr bean

We then have steph who think shes crap
Who thinks this game is justa trap

Some many users and players alike
If you dont like the site you know what to do GET ON YOUR BIKE

Edited at 00:00 Wed 6/02/08 (GMT)

LMAO @ that!!


IT IS A TRAP


Good poem hun xxxx

LMAO Thats great that

LMAO

it wont let me break higher than 10!!!!!!!!!!!!