I don't like mr Bean

lol, nice poems guys!

We love yas really

Poolers, Poolers one and all,
you come over here and you shout and ball,
But no matter your age, if your short or your tall
I want you to know that we adore you all.

First there is Paula who likes to spam,
And i dont mean that food with pork and ham,
Then there is stella, whos Paulas man
Infact here he is now to whisk paula off in his van. (eh up)

Then there is Carl, who either kicks or kissies,
One minute he kisses, then he kicks you in the knee,
Then of course there is steph and the wedding of glee,
Im sure her and her hubby will live happily!!



Edited at 00:56 Wed 6/02/08 (GMT)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Mike!

Hey yano on Pool, i sometimes leave titles Yh? you lot reckon you can do them? Give it a go..i know my Stell will do one


Title is: SNOOKER / SNOOKS

Snooker, snooks or snookeroo
I will do a poem for you

Though i can't play the game, I can't get it right
My shots are too lame, and I keep potting the white
I can pot the first red, then I go for the Blue
Go in off again, 5 more points for you
Another red down, now I do like these pinks
But I then miscue, god this game stinks
All the reds gone, im feeling quite down
As I watch my opponent, sink the brown
But I know what it is, it's practice I lack
As I see him finish off, the Blue, Pink & Black
The reason i'm here though, is to laugh and to post
And to see you lot here, I love that the most
You are all great fun, and I luv ya a lot
But don't take the mick, when you see I cant pot

~Stell~

Some wonderful poets, have emerged on this site
All up composing, into the darkness of night
Some write poems, about the blue sky above
Some write poems, about their undying love
Some about seasons, the rain and the snow
Some about fires, and the way that they glow
Some funny, some crazy, and some that are mad
And then you get ones, that make you so sad
Most of my poems, I can say from the start
Materialise, from a place called the heart
It's the place to find words, letters and rhyme
It's a place, I go back to time after time
I created the thread here, I’ve planted the seed
Now keep up with the poems, I love a good read

~Stell~

I Love them bab, Spesh the last one *HUGS*

you dont like MR bean???

great poems btw stell..

All i want is a century
Just a hundred points or more
Surely its coming eventually
ya,it'll happen very soon im sure

But why has it taken so long
It was easy to get a fifty
and my potting is ever so strong
i want a century now nifty

I'll add another verse i swear
when what im wishing for comes true
but now its just a wish and a prayer
but soon..a century..whoop-dee-doo!

To the manchester united squad that died 50 years ago today

The busby babes are on the way
To play a semi final on match day
The aeroplane goes down 3 time
By the squad that died is an horrific crime

Stopped off in germany
How much of the squad is left if any
we're all here to pay some respect to you
Because our dieing love is so true

We won the league that year
We toasted to you through a beer
Maybe if we went to nice
You might not have been R.I.P



R.I.P

Funky funky snooker, what a wondeful place to be.
Funky funky snooker, You're all I want to see.

When I get home, or when out of bed.
I'll have no brekky... to funky instead!

What an honour it is, as a member of staff,
To keep it clean, and have a laugh!

From the green of the baize, to the blue of the chalk,
To each and every member, to which I have talked.

From the rack of the balls, to the white of the spots.
And the sound of the cue, on every great shot.

So here it is, finally, at last,
to all the times, present and past.

I felt I had a tribute to do...


So Funky Snooker: Here's to you!

Top Poem Josh!!

To play or not to play that is the question
its quiet on snooks tumbleweeds blow, just like a western

but we like it that way until you lot arrived
yeh you poolers pop over when the servers derpived

nothing to do so you come over to snooks
but they way some of you act gives us the spooks!

never you mind we'll welcome you back
but lets be honest your server is cack!

Jon, a message from Katie saying your poems are excellent!!


Posting for he cos she hasnt got her posting rights yet hehe

Woooooooooo fab poems everyone

One i did on Pool earlier

Valentines Day

Valetines day, is a wonderful day
To say you love someone, in a special way
You may give a gift, or send someone a card
You must make the effort, it isn't that hard
All over the world, these events take place
Just to see the smile, on a loved ones face
On Feb the 14th, at your own time and leisure
Tell them you love them, and look at the pleasure
Their face will light up, and you'll see a smile
Tell them something, they havent heard in a while
My Paula knows that i love her,even when i am away
Because i am in her heart, every second of the day
When the fuss is all over, and the day is through
Just remember those 3 words ~ I LOVE YOU.

~Stell~

I never knew
When I first chalked my cue
That the cent i was after
Would soon flow through through

I I first played you
that missing the black
Would mean a loss to you

I never knew
just what to do
when i played im the semi
beat you 2-0 im through

GUARDIAN


She was only slight
And petite of height
Her complexion light
Her smile so bright

Her hair was brown
Her eyes looked down
She never wore a frown
But a halo for a crown

Her eyes were green
And her intellect keen
Her limbs lithe and lean
With the poise of a queen

An angel in human form
Protecting me from the storm
Her embrace both soft and warm
From despair I will transform

wooooooooo reminds me of someone but without the brown hair and the Halo

good poem

I really want one so bad
Getting so close is making me mad
I try try and try
And when i get so near i sigh

All the colours in a row
107 to zero_pulse is what i want it to show
Ive been close a few times
Hence why im making these rhymes

Good Poem Huni

Here's another one from me...

Can't sleep, awake all night,
Even though you try with all your might,
Only one thing in front of your sight,
One thing that will deffinately be right.

This day has been coming for far too long,
Thinking you should stay where you belong,
You can't turn back now, that would be wrong,
Follow your heart like you have all along.

Only a few days left you have to wait,
Until you finally turn up at thier gate,
Hoping against everything you're not too late,
Only one thing left to do...leave it upto fate.

~Stephy~