I LOVE THEEEEEEEEEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Outside the take-away,Saturday night
a bald adolescent,asks me out for a fight
He was no bigger than a two-penny fart
he was a deft exponent of the martial art
He gave me three warnings:
Trod on me toes,stuck his fingers in my eyes
and kicked me in the nose
A rabbit punch made me eyes explode
My head went dead,I fell in the road

I pleaded for mercy
I wriggled on the ground
he kicked me in the groin
and said something profound
Gave my face the millimetre tread
Stole me chop suey and left me for dead

Through rivers of blood and broken bones
I crawled half a mile to the public telephone
pulled the corpse out the call box,held back the bile
and with a broken index finger,I proceeded to dial
I couldn’t get an answer,the phone was screwed
The receiver fell in half,it had been kung fu’d
.....

......
A black belt karate cop opened up the door
demanding information about the stiff on the floor
he looked like an extra from Yang Shang Po
he said “What’s all this then,ah so, ah so, ah so.”
he wore a bamboo mask, he was gen’ned on zen
He finished his devotions and he beat me up again

Thanks to that embryonic Bruce Lee
I’m a shadow of the person that I used to be
I can’t go back to Salford
the cops have got me marked
Enter the Dragon
Exit Johnny Clarke



(By John Cooper Clarke)

Edited at 21:14 Tue 19/02/08 (GMT)

DOMI! HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wooooo I rememeber ur poem u posted on Pools Gen chat..was F A B!


More More

MY STELL

You can call me crazy, call me sad
But im in love with a certain lad
Its online only but hes made me
As happy and content as can be

He truly knows me oh so well
My mood changes, he can tell
He knows exactly what to say
To brighten up my darkest day

He makes me feel really good
Do anything for me, yes he would
He says to me the sweetest things
Makes cupid tug at my heartstrings

These feelings i have are not new
But now im letting them shine thru
So i can let all you people see
Just what this man means to me

He is my sun, my moon, my stars,
My Saturn, Jupiter and my Mars
Hes my reason to smile each day
Only HIM can make me feel this way



CONTD..

Edited at 07:45 Wed 12/03/08 (GMT)

CONTD.

Dont get me wrong weve had our fights
Ive sat there crying so many nights
Weve had people try to ruin us too
We are too strong we always pull thru

So there you have it in black and white
I LOVE a man i met on this site
Tho one day our online love will part
He will remain forever in my heart

Im sure you all know by now its Stell
He is THE ONE that makes my heart swell
You can ask me if care who knows
Do i heck my love for him glows.



Tri ~ Oeth ~ Un ALWAYS

~Your Paula~ xx

Edited at 07:46 Wed 12/03/08 (GMT)

Awwww so sweet

*wipes a tear*

LMAO

FOREVER LOVE
You are my description of love
You are my description of friend
You are my description of everything
You are my description of beginning to end.

You have put me on a pedestal
You make me feel ten feet tall
You've always been there for me
You've loved me through it all.

You've stood by me through thick and thin
You've always been patient and kind
Just thought I'd let you know
You're the owner of this heart of mine.

So you ask how long I'll love you
Well this is what I have to say
Past, present, future, always
Forever and a day!

Ste ~ Cha Laffin @ eh? ya tart! haha


Markus ~ Thats lovley that one, i liked it.

:)

Keep them coming!!

We have a Poem thread over on pool, i luuuuuuurve it, always reading thru it when am bored..LOL, in fact i was reading thru it @ 5am this morning haha read some from as far back as 2006!!

Aww Paula's very romantic isn't she

SO! lol..

Ha, i love reading them even if they are funny poems Ste.

Hey you do one? Gooo oooooooooon gizza lil poem

ok ok....

There was once an apple from space

It fell down to earth and slapped me on the face


There

LMAO U NUTTA!


There once was a lad called Ste
Loved taking the mik outta me
Aw but bless the poor lad
S'not his fault he's sad
He just wishes he was cool as thee!



Edited at 14:47 Wed 12/03/08 (GMT)

LMAOO not bad not bad

erm....

There was once a girl called Paula

She got bullied at school with chants saying "nitty norer*

carnt think of any more

OMG LMAOOOOOOO @ NITTY NORER

Oh My good god, I nearly fell to the floor
When I found this thread, over on Page four
This is not good, it should be on Page one
Where it can be read, by everyone
So come on snooks, this is not a curse
Give us some poems, some lines of verse
They can be funny, moving, even quite sad
Or they can even be loving, happy and glad
Make someone happy, give them a rhyme
You may get one back, all in good time
So get typing away, and do this good deed
I've started you off, ive sown this little seed
My Paula, I know you love this old thread
I'll keep it alive, I wont see it dead
But I need some input, give me a hand
If you gave me a title, that would be grand.

~Stell~

F A B !!!! Thanks honey

Title: Ice Cream (guess what am eating!!)

( A few ive posted on Pool)

RANDOM

Sat on my bed reading post after post
Came across the thread i love the most

The Poem thread, it was on page two
Its a thread i read when im feeling blue

It holds happy memories of times gone by
Poems for me brought a tear to my eye

Poems from people friends and foe
All of which had a feeling to show

Some they were titled, really good
Some were random and misunderstood

A few of them had hidden lines
Meant for only certain peoples eyes

Every Poem thats been posted here
I have read and i hold some dear

So come on people post all ur rhyme
Make this here justsumgirl smile.


~Paula~