lol the poem says all.

rob green mistake

Rob Green made an awful howler against the USA, currently plays for West Ham and used to play for the webbed-feet Naaaaaaaaaarwich


makes me sick

bleurgh

terrible man

You took my poem away? i hope you have it saved you... nevermind

Edited at 23:13 Sun 20/06/10 (BST)

I did an ace poem that I didnt save,
Everyone liked it and we began to rave,
Puttin one little swear word, that I had blanked out,
A moderator comes along and makes me scream and shout.
He took away my poem and chucked it in the bin!
It's lost forever, he has committed a sin
This poem is crap I should have done a rap.
So hey mr moderator, since your so good
get rid of this one cuz its a waste of space init.

pah hahahaha

cheeky monkeys

Lmao!

You should do a poem a day yano..its erm.. good for ya

When I was in school, I hated poems,
I was more likely seen on the pitch taking throw-ins.
This of course isnt likely either,
'cause I dont play football, or bother with neither.

It wasn't 'til later I began to learn,
That a poem's the way to make 'her' head turn.
All the lads waitin' for 'justsumgirl' to come along,
Then one comes in wearing only a thong.
Good luck in love, I wish you all the best,
For when you find the right one, better than all the rest.

We've all had enough, so lets leave it here,
Its up to you, if you like drinking beer.
I dont want no prizes, you can forget about that
you'll only end up makin me feel like a........ cat..

sorry i couldnt think of something that rhymed with 'that', nevermind, cat will do

bat sat vat mat pat rat at path nath fat hat there kettlehead


nice poem i like it

Looool, wayne, nice poem mate!!

Please feel free to use my poems in your homework guys hhahaahha

Lmao!


Kettlehead, very well done
Carry on, bring it on son
Do some more poems here
Make us laff, bring some cheer

I sailed quickly along the shore,
drving that thing was such a chore.
I had all these sails and all these ropes,
when we left for sea, we had high hopes.
Then one night we found out,
that Captain Ted, who liked to shout,
had just realised we were going the wrong way.
we were like, OMG, give that horse some hay,
hes not eaten in like a week!
Nah seriously, we were going the wrong way,
half way out to Summer Bay,
Turn it round, turn it round,
nobody else dare make a sound.
A slam of the fist, a crack of the whip
We worked so hard aboard our ship.

Well done Kettle

Keeping the thread going

WOOOOOO SI !!!

Moreeee Moreeee

Sotally Tober

Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the hell you are I think,
I'm not under what they call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm not drunk as thinkle peep,
I'm just a little slort of sheep.
Tee martoonis make a guy
Fool so feelish, don't know why
Rally don't know who's me yet
The drunker I stay the longer I get
So just one more to full my cup,
I've all day sober to Sunday up!

Edited at 05:17 Fri 02/07/10 (BST)

To jaaaames

We call him Jammers,
He's the best,
He gets jobs,
He needs no rest,
Especially when he plays arcade,
Good luck Jammers,
Oh well played.

From kettlehead,

causing chaos all over town.

Haaah! Love it!

Wayne, wheres the poem about me then?