Look at that cat
he is quite fat
and there he is sat
on the mat.

sadest poem i ever read lol

god we have some great poems on snooker great work all keep it up

only found out bout these poems might try write 1 myself

i love funky snooker oh yes i do
whoever is reading this i say they do too
i may be wrong and you think its poo!
if you think like that then shame on you
im off play snooker now so to del doo

There once was a guy called jay,
He once got in trouble for affray,
The cops said he was bad,
Well yes he is a tad,
But i promise to be good in the new year.

Merry christmas folks
from me.

roses are red violets are blue
garethclin is awesome and all you are too

Merry Christmas everyone and i hope you all have a great christmas and new year with your family and friends

their once was a guy called dame
who decided to play THIS GAME
breaks one after another
and then he told his lover
just a minute babe let me finish this frame

to you dame

and to all of you

merry christmas again



EDIT: reduce number of smileys

Edited by forum moderator nick, at 16:07 Sun 28/02/10 (GMT)

this is for grae,
who is mates with jay,
who likes james may,
please have a nice christmas day

im off to work,
i work with a burk,
who makes me smirk,
oh i work alone.

aww jay seems to be sad
is it cause hes been bad ?
or maybe its the dinner he had
in his bachelors pad

sarah i would like to meet you,
even if it was just to eat you,
id have you with mash,
and nick all your cash,
but really would like to meet you-).

So lovely to see this thread being used


Please keep it up

hi grae
how r u today
hope u had a good day
is ur boat at the bay
i fed my donkeys hay
what more can i say
to u lovely grae :)

Their once was a guy called jay (jaysoros)
who thought hed come on here everyday
he became friends with garethclin
u showed how to win HAHA
and jay have nothing to say

gareth very good funky player
when hes potting a ball he takes very good care
take him on if u dare
hes a great lad to be fair
and has very stylish hair

hey clin dont drop your chin,
you should be happy just to win,
if you and me would play,
i would be thrown in the bin,

hey grae how are you today,
do you want to play,
i would win,
you would chin,
and i would be off to the looney bin.

wen sarah tells poems she wanders n roams,
and her lines do not rhyme lik they shud,
so heres one 4 u ill do ma best 4 da crew,
n lay a few lines on da screen,
nw i made sum gd m8s ere on funky,
bt ders 1 who stands out frm da rest,
golden blonde hair who i deff wldnt share
n maks ma dey wen we tlk n we play,

its tym nw 2 go n i hope i av showed a lil bit hw 2 rhyme ina poem,
so gud luck 2 all,
hope u pot a few balls,
n av fun as u get breaks of a ton.

i see this girl her name is sarah
she pm's me all the time
i should call the police for stalking thats a crime
she sits down and plays some funky
knowing that every opponent plays like a monkey :S
she chills talking to her friends listening to some songs
she a bright girl knowing her rights and wrongs
she looks out on funky for garethclins name
knowing that funkysnooker without him would never be the same

SARAHH THATS FOR U X

listen jay what u saying i always WIN , sometimes im not even playing
u sit there and think
god i cant win
even tho gods just saying take it on the chin
god says "son its not your fault garethclin is so good
its just i showed him how the game is played and that it how life should
listen jay dont be sad thinking of all those halfs garethclin had
listen jay dont regret playing even tho everyone knows what ur saying
listen jay dont be annoyed cos u aint as good
just play garethclin and he will show u how u could be that good.
listen jay dont be annoyed cos u lose to garethclin
cos when u play the master theirs no way u can WIN!

thats for u jay
cheers dude

well i am so blessed,
but gareth your a pest,
but hey you are the best.

da best yt 2 come cos i aint done
n am playin lil better ech day,
so if u play me get da lines rite n see,
tht i gonna be da best u cud see.