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15:54 Fri 11 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
This should be good

Starting with A, the next person picks an occupation or scenario. The person after that says what they think the worlds worst person in that would say, then they pick one of the next letter.

E.g. Worlds worst doctor: "All done Mrs. Johnson... wait... that was a rectal thermometer!!"

Hope I made it clear, so lets start
A-Worlds worst Airline pilot
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16:04 Fri 11 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
we are currently about to land in the sea..
worlds worst travel agent



like that ?

Edited at 21:04 Fri 11/07/08 (BST)
virtuoso107
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16:07 Fri 11 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
No, the occupation has to be the next letter in the aplhabet am i right ?
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16:22 Fri 11 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
Yeah sorry if I didnt make myself clear

Its not really necessary I just thought it would give it some structure

We'll see who the real comedians are
virtuoso107
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16:41 Fri 11 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
Worlds worst bakery
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16:48 Fri 11 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
im sorry but were only selling human rolls today

worlds worst comdeian
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17:23 Fri 11 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
worlds worst doctor
toontomh
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17:39 Fri 11 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
"Erm... Doctor Smith, it may not be the best time to tell you this, but you've amputated the wrong leg..."

Worlds worst electrician.
virtuoso107
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04:21 Sat 12 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
Ste you got it wrong, you have to do one for comedian then give your next post

So for worlds worst comedian,

man walks into a bar sits down.


worlds worst doc

"Erm... Doctor Smith, it may not be the best time to tell you this, but you've amputated the wrong leg..."

Worlds worst electrician

"Its ok love water doesnt conduct electricity"

Worlds worst farmer.
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05:19 Sat 12 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
"I don't know why my sheep aren't growing - I planted them over a month ago!"

Worlds Worst Guitarist
toontomh
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05:33 Sat 12 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
"If I cut this string into 3 different pieces it should make a really nice noise"

Worlds Worst Helicopter Pilot
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05:45 Sat 12 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
"Do you mind if I turn the big fan off I'm getting a draft?"

Worlds Worst Industrialist
virtuoso107
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06:44 Sat 12 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
LMAO! natural talent for these dave.


"its about time we industrialised Great Britain! oh wait.."

Worlds worst Jester
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07:13 Sat 12 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
'So, your highness, are you familiar with "yo mama's so fat" jokes?'

Worlds worst Kitchen chef
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07:28 Sat 12 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
lol

"Right, I've managed to catch the toad, now how do I make the hole?"

Worlds Worst Lawyer

Edited at 12:28 Sat 12/07/08 (BST)
virtuoso107
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07:36 Sat 12 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
" I guess a bribe is out of the question judge? "

Worlds Worst Mechanic
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07:48 Sat 12 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
(I apologise in advance)

"No, I'm not addicted to drinking brake fluid - I can stop anytime!"

Worlds Worst Nurse
virtuoso107
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08:38 Sat 12 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
Nurse A " Nurse get the doctor!!!"

Nurse B " The Who ?"

World Worst Optician
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09:29 Sat 12 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
"Can you pass me my white stick - its over there next to my Labrador?"

Worlds Worst Painter
virtuoso107
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11:31 Sat 12 Jul 08 (BST)  [Link]  
" For a extra fiver i'll paint the windows "

Worlds Worst Queen
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