LMAO

"Arise Sir...oops... I'm sure the bleeding will stop soon"

Worlds Worst Referee

"Which goal do i score into?"

Worlds worst secretary...

"Can I borrow your Tippex please - I've just mistyped my name on the logon screen?"

Worlds Worst Train Driver

"look at this- I can leave a brick on the accelerator, and go wherever I want! the train just goes around by itself!!"

Worlds worst surgeon

Wait, change that to worlds worst snooker player!

"Right then, if I just move the blue ball to here, and stand on the chair for a better view, I think I may just be able to pot that pink if I hit the red first."

Worlds worst Tramp

"Hi my names buddytobud"

but seriously
"Tell me again which end to I chalk?"

hang on a minute -wasn't it supposed to be "u" ... so

lol cross posts "Can spare some change my Rolls Royce has run out of petrol?"

Worlds Worst Undertaker

Edited at 19:02 Sat 12/07/08 (BST)

Haha so it was... but hey...

"Excuse me, could you help to hold your husband's coffin while I tie my lace?"

Worlds Worst Vet

Edited at 19:03 Sat 12/07/08 (BST)

"Your Dalmation was covered in black spots so I just put it in the washing machine..."

Worlds Worst Window Cleaner

haha is this a good time to tell you that i dont know the alphabet?

Window cleaner- "wow, this ink based window cleaner stuff works wonders!"

Worlds Worst...emm... Xylophonist?

Was wondering what X would be lol

"It was looking uneven so I sawed the ends off to make them all the same size!"

Worlds Worst Yachtsman

" Pfft the waves get smaller as they get closer, WHAT its ther other way round !? "

Worlds Worst Zoo Keeper

Edited at 00:15 Sun 13/07/08 (BST)

"Of course they are not wild..you think id force you to clean the cages if they was?" !!



Worlds Worse Assistant

" your desk was untidy so i threw all your documents and equipment in the bin! ooooo feng shui "

worlds worst fisherman

hmmm, should have been something starting with 'B' methinks so I'll continue with that after.

"I can't get the hang of this fly fishing - I haven't caught a fly all day!"

Worlds Worst Banker

" If you'd just like to put all your money into my pocket i'll make sure it will reach your account "

Worlds Worst Car Thief

"Hang on, I'll just ask this policeman for directions..."

Worlds Worst Drill Sergeant

" I dont know what ive been told! *pauses* Seriously I dont know what ive been told! "

Worlds Worst Eat in Restaurant

"The Chef's Special today is squid in custard."

Worlds Worst Fast Food Resaurant

"Quick, catch it, the burger's getting away!"



World Worst Gardener