"Your chips will be ready in 20 minutes, your burger in half an hour. But you can have your drink now "

World's Worst Gardener

Haaa beat you to it

But we both said the same thing for G lol

"The best thing to feed your plants is Chips and Gravy"

Worlds Worst Handglider

Couldn't think of anything else, lol

"Some people might call it a spade through the water main but I call it a water feature!"

Worlds Worst Hangman

lol - beat me to it too so...

"Does the stewardess serve free drinks on this flight?"

Worlds Worst Inspector

"We have found the suspect...it was me all along!"

Worlds worst juggler

lol

"OUCH...perhaps it wasn't such a good idea to try and juggle hedgehogs!"

Worlds Worst Knight

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"I am a knight! I just lost my suit and sword that's all"

Worlds worst Liberal democrat

"But deep down you have to admire Margret Thatcher, don't you?"

Worlds Worst Midwife

"Hold on for one more minuite! I can't find the tongs!"

Worlds worst Optician

"Okay sir, if you'd just like to take your pants off, we'll take a look at that eye of yours"

Worlds worst physicist


BTW, what happened to N?

Edited at 15:46 Sun 13/07/08 (BST)

I obviously don't know my alphabet

lol - obviously need an optician

"I thought I would tidy up, so I was just storing all our Plutonium in the same place...and it went off!"

Worlds Worst Quality Controller

as you can see our latest edition to quality controllers have no buttons..

worlds worst road worker

"It will be fine, not like anyone will realise the sterring wheel is missing on the car"

Worlds worst Runner

" oh my god.. i beat my best time in the 800ms.. i got 4 hours 6 minutes..
worlds worst soliciter

"We won the case! After all the costs, the amount you won comes to... -£357.11"


Worlds worst.. Traffic Control Officer

(Lollipop lady, but that doesn't start with T )

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Edited at 19:12 Sun 13/07/08 (BST)

"... and this lollipop also comes in handy scooping the roadkill off the tarmac!"

Worlds Worst Umbrella Salesman

"Our umbrellas are unique because they are the only onees to come with stylish holes in!"

Worlds worst Vinager maker

"And here is our latest recipe. As you can see it is so strong that it can burn through anything"

Worlds worst.. worlds worst game creator

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Edited at 19:35 Sun 13/07/08 (BST)

now in our new salty flavour
worlds worst wine makes