"Smile!"

Worlds Worst Yeti

" I hate snow "

Worls Worst Zebra

" is it my shift to lie across the road?? "
worlds worst area manager

"To hell with the sales targets, lets go to the pub!"

(depends on your point of view if thats the best or the worst)

Worlds Worst Barber

i was thinkin of trying this blindfoled today

worlds worst caretaker

ive been in the job for 25 years and i still dont know which way the ladder goes up
worlds worst doctor

there all done... wait... where does that bit go?

worlds worst engineer

"Well I thought it would be cheaper if we used Play Doh!"

Worlds Worst Footman

Edited at 23:22 Sat 26/07/08 (BST)

" Ow my feet hurt "

Worlds Worst Gravedigger

"I do wish that he hadn't opted for burial at sea - I'm having terrible trouble holding my breath when I'm digging!"

Worlds Worst Help Desk Operator

" Thank you for calling samsung how may i annoy you ? "

Worlds Worst Player ? (football)

Any Arsenal player lol

Worlds worst garden

"Look it's iggle piggle in the nightgarden" (Gawd i hate that kids programme ><)

Worlds wors haribo sweet

Now comes in flavours which grown-ups dont love too.

Worlds Worst Ice Cream Van Man/Woman

"Hee Hee shamown! Want to see my helicopter at my house AWWWWW!?" (Sorry if its offensive)

World wrost serial killer

"i really cant kill anymore.. it hurts too much"

worlds worst jam maker

Edited at 14:17 Tue 12/08/08 (BST)

lets just stamp on those strawberrys no one will know. all looks the same.

Worlds Worst Kamikaze Agent

Macky its a lil offensive... not really tht funny as well... plus u dot know ya alphabet!

"This will be my 50th mission!"

Worlds Worst Judo Instructor

Just smack him in the nose when the ref aint looking.

(its funny how many ppl dont know there alphabet)
Strt from L where its meant to be! lol

Worlds Worst Lego Man Designer (the guy who designs the lego people)

lol - its a fair cop son - just put it down to too much falling down juice (hic)!

"So you don't think that my 'Invisible Man' lego man will sell well then?"

Worlds Worst Map Maker