"Hi, you there with the AK-47, want me to go the chippy for ya?"

Worlds worst igloo inhabitant...

"Put the heater on, its freezing in here"

W W Jelly eater

"Could you pass me the chopsticks?"

Worls Worst Kamakazi Pilot

"Take over, ive got something in my eyes"


W W Labourer

" Nobody told me labour meant work "

Worlds Worst Maniac

please reframe from getting on my nerves or i will stab you with this compass...

worlds worst nintendo wii game

"I've just bought this new game for the Wii. It simulates mowing the lawn."

Worlds Worst Office Party

"Here's my party trick, how to staple 43 sheets of paper together at once"

Worlds worst Party

"I hope you don't think I'm being picky, but do you think that a sewage works is the best place for a party?"

Worlds Worst Question Master

right after 20 minutes of play the score is 1-0
worlds worst runner

Edited at 07:19 Tue 15/07/08 (BST)

take you marks , set.... "wait my shoelace is un done"

W W singer

Edited at 09:19 Tue 15/07/08 (BST)

dam i forgot the words...

W W tree surgeon

" Yano what ? Chop it all down "

Worlds Worst Umbrella Salesman

"Come and get your all new paper umbrellas"

Worlds worst vocal coach

"It doesn't matter if you're a good singer or not, just make sure you get the words right"

Worlds Worst Window Salesman

"To be honest, you can't see through them or open them up"

Worlds worst x-men character

"Can't we just be friends and play monopoly together?"

Worlds worst Zebra Trainer

Worlds Worst Alphabetician = Me

Edited at 23:32 Tue 15/07/08 (BST)

Mr bean

Worlds worst yo-yo

this new edition comes in the rugby ball shape...

W W zoo

open all the cages! its feeding time

W W armband

Edited at 07:16 Wed 16/07/08 (BST)