Family butcher's near me has a very good reputation

Reputation is a very important commodity.

commodity is a word I don't completely understand due to stupidity

Stupidity is not something I would consider attributing to you, Captain!

Captain, I spy an Iceberg !!

iceberg lettuce doesnt taste like snow OR ice, but who cares!

iceberg lettuce doesnt taste like snow OR ice, but who cares!

Cares and worries are all part of life's rich tapestry

Tapestry is a very good way of describing life's trials and tribulations

"Tribulations" is the seventh single from LCD Soundsystem released on September 27, 2005

2005 was a very good year.

Year by Year people make Resolutions they cannot keep such as lose weight, eat no chocolate, cut back on the drinking or other general random crap :P

Crap is, surprisingly, not covered by the swear filter.

Filter some coffee for me youth, i need a wake up call innit

Innit is not a word that is familiar to someone of my generation

Generation game, where is that now?

Now that is a blast from the past

Past and, hopefully, never to return.

Return to the place where you came from

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