People should be be grateful that you are there to explain such things, and in such an eloquent manner!

Manner house is an underground station, oh wait that spelling is totally wrong

Wrong spelling is something I would normally attribute to the younger members but as it is too nice a day to be picky, I think you can be excused.

Excused from the table, I had to ask that when I was young

Young people today just don't realise what we had to go through

Through thick and thin you stick with people, and is it always worth the end result?

Result of the times we live in today, Si, I'm afraid.

Afraid to tell you all that it is now 245pm and Wednesday and I am still riddled with the worst disease known to the human race, yes thats right, more painful than childbirth, it is of course, Manflu

Manflu is very serious (and underestimated by the female population), so you keep taking the Lemsips and get better as soon as possible.

Possible that these sniffles just might ruin my whole week and weekend!

Weekend sniffles are, I suppose, a depressing prospect

Prospect of a wasted week being all bunged and stuffed up is, errrrm, how can I sum this up in one word to end on, maybe ill do it as a football players surname so therefore the way its making me feel in 1 word is... Ballack

Ballack could well be the name of a football player but, as I have no idea about that sort of thing, I will have to take your word for it that it is something undesirable.

Undesirable elements often spoil things for the majority

Majority consensus to eliminate such undesirable elements should be put into action.

Action is exactly what we need.

Need is perhaps a little strong, but certainly it is something we all want.

Want, want, want that's all I hear

Hear that?

that is what i hear