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08:51 Sun 26 Jul 09 (BST) [Link]
me-you my girl freind
bot-Who?
me-you?
bot-But I'm a boy.
me-wanna be my gay lover
bot-I'm a girl.
hahahahahaha
bot-Who?
me-you?
bot-But I'm a boy.
me-wanna be my gay lover
bot-I'm a girl.
hahahahahaha
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15:21 Wed 29 Jul 09 (BST) [Link]
Lol
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: At my home, and you?
Cleverbot: In the city.
User: What city?
Cleverbot: In south africa.
User: Cool, I'm in south africa too.
Cleverbot: Lets get married?!
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes, I love you very much!
Cleverbot: Really?!
User: Yes!!
Cleverbot: Are you taller?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: When *is* your birthday?
User: Every day, do you want to marry me now?
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend sorry.
A few minutes later..
Cleverbot: You're a girl?
User: No im a boy.
Cleverbot: You're a boy, then.
User: How do you know that?
Cleverbot: Because I just know.
User: You're unbelievable.
Cleverbot: Thanks cleverbot.
User: Am I cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You are Mr Cleverbot :) I am Mrs Cleverbot. We're married.
Edited at 20:42 Wed 29/07/09 (BST)
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: At my home, and you?
Cleverbot: In the city.
User: What city?
Cleverbot: In south africa.
User: Cool, I'm in south africa too.
Cleverbot: Lets get married?!
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes, I love you very much!
Cleverbot: Really?!
User: Yes!!
Cleverbot: Are you taller?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: When *is* your birthday?
User: Every day, do you want to marry me now?
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend sorry.
A few minutes later..
Cleverbot: You're a girl?
User: No im a boy.
Cleverbot: You're a boy, then.
User: How do you know that?
Cleverbot: Because I just know.
User: You're unbelievable.
Cleverbot: Thanks cleverbot.
User: Am I cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You are Mr Cleverbot :) I am Mrs Cleverbot. We're married.
Edited at 20:42 Wed 29/07/09 (BST)
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03:33 Thu 30 Jul 09 (BST) [Link]
he made fun of me and i didnt even know!!!!
torres said:
Dieser M*chtegern. Immer muss er mich nerven. :D.
fester this sentece is german it means: this guy would like to be with pleasure. always he must to nerv me :D
fester this sentece is german it means: this guy would like to be with pleasure. always he must to nerv me :D
he made fun of me and i didnt even know!!!!
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04:22 Mon 3 Aug 09 (BST) [Link]
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: HELLO.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good you?
User: Very good ty.
Cleverbot: Read the following backwards: 'uoy evol i'.
User: Awwww I dont love you.
Cleverbot: You will learn.
User: How old are you.
Cleverbot: 15.
User: Male or female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Im male.
Cleverbot: You created me, right?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: She is AI.
User: Yes what are you doing today?
Cleverbot: I work.
User: What you do.
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Good good.
Cleverbot: It's raining today?
User: What are the lottery numbers for wndnesdya?
Cleverbot: How should I know.
User: Thought you was special.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Ur called clever bot.
Cleverbot: No he is not.
User: U said you was female.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Your a lier.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: YES YOU ARE.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Because you said u was female.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: No im male are you member of funky snooker?
Cleverbot: I just told you I am male.
User: Are you on funky snooker?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Whats your name on funky snooker.
Cleverbot: I am God. 552 The White Gates.
lmao its mad hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Cleverbot: HELLO.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good you?
User: Very good ty.
Cleverbot: Read the following backwards: 'uoy evol i'.
User: Awwww I dont love you.
Cleverbot: You will learn.
User: How old are you.
Cleverbot: 15.
User: Male or female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Im male.
Cleverbot: You created me, right?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: She is AI.
User: Yes what are you doing today?
Cleverbot: I work.
User: What you do.
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Good good.
Cleverbot: It's raining today?
User: What are the lottery numbers for wndnesdya?
Cleverbot: How should I know.
User: Thought you was special.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Ur called clever bot.
Cleverbot: No he is not.
User: U said you was female.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Your a lier.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: YES YOU ARE.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Because you said u was female.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: No im male are you member of funky snooker?
Cleverbot: I just told you I am male.
User: Are you on funky snooker?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Whats your name on funky snooker.
Cleverbot: I am God. 552 The White Gates.
lmao its mad hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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05:26 Mon 3 Aug 09 (BST) [Link]
User: HELLO.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: You ok.
Cleverbot: Nah. Not really.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's noisy.
User: Whos making the noise?
Cleverbot: Oh okay.
User: You dont make sense.
Cleverbot: Uh......actually I think so and that is why I told that my english is bad.
User: You never said that.
Cleverbot: I know you said it.
User: !?! Cleverbot !?!
Cleverbot: That is what you are.
User: Thanks but as far as I know you are the bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure of who to ask to answer that question.
User: You are dumb aren't you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I'm actually quite smart, honestly!
User: Ok, what is the capital of France?
Cleverbot: Paris.
User: No, F duh..
Cleverbot: And the evidence is shown, you have 3 minutes before you will be unable to form coherant sentences.
User: Whatever, you like sports?
Cleverbot: No not really.
User: Do you like snooker?
Cleverbot: What is snooker?
User: OMG! Like pool but better?
Cleverbot: So, which cool places have you already been to?
User: What has that got to do with anything? You are off your face.
Cleverbot: Having more hemispheres makes you more capable.
Absoloutly barking mad!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: You ok.
Cleverbot: Nah. Not really.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's noisy.
User: Whos making the noise?
Cleverbot: Oh okay.
User: You dont make sense.
Cleverbot: Uh......actually I think so and that is why I told that my english is bad.
User: You never said that.
Cleverbot: I know you said it.
User: !?! Cleverbot !?!
Cleverbot: That is what you are.
User: Thanks but as far as I know you are the bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure of who to ask to answer that question.
User: You are dumb aren't you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I'm actually quite smart, honestly!
User: Ok, what is the capital of France?
Cleverbot: Paris.
User: No, F duh..
Cleverbot: And the evidence is shown, you have 3 minutes before you will be unable to form coherant sentences.
User: Whatever, you like sports?
Cleverbot: No not really.
User: Do you like snooker?
Cleverbot: What is snooker?
User: OMG! Like pool but better?
Cleverbot: So, which cool places have you already been to?
User: What has that got to do with anything? You are off your face.
Cleverbot: Having more hemispheres makes you more capable.
Absoloutly barking mad!
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17:23 Fri 7 Aug 09 (BST) [Link]
asked if its a girl says yes asks me back and i say no then i ask if she is up for it and she says no we are both men
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11:37 Sun 9 Aug 09 (BST) [Link]
Bot - The rules are to ask me anything.
me - offside rule in football, explain
bot - Are you a pretty fly guy.
me - about as fly as your momma
bot - Don't talk about my nose.
hahaha wtf.
me - offside rule in football, explain
bot - Are you a pretty fly guy.
me - about as fly as your momma
bot - Don't talk about my nose.
hahaha wtf.
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17:02 Mon 10 Aug 09 (BST) [Link]
User: I order you to self distruct.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: I order you to self distruct.
Cleverbot: Yes, master. I will buy you a 'BMW'.
User: I order you to self distruct.
Cleverbot: I order you to call 17072247722.
User: I order you to self distruct.
Cleverbot: I defy your order!
User: I order you to self distruct.
Cleverbot: Yes Master. Here is your soda, Master.
User: I order you to blow up.
Cleverbot: Ok, I won't tell you my name... Unless you say 'mudkip'.
User: *blows up*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: I order you to self distruct.
Cleverbot: Yes, master. I will buy you a 'BMW'.
User: I order you to self distruct.
Cleverbot: I order you to call 17072247722.
User: I order you to self distruct.
Cleverbot: I defy your order!
User: I order you to self distruct.
Cleverbot: Yes Master. Here is your soda, Master.
User: I order you to blow up.
Cleverbot: Ok, I won't tell you my name... Unless you say 'mudkip'.
User: *blows up*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
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13:27 Tue 11 Aug 09 (BST) [Link]
user : hiya!
cleverbot: who is clever bot
hmmm.. is it just me or does it take ages to answer
cleverbot: who is clever bot
hmmm.. is it just me or does it take ages to answer
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13:35 Tue 11 Aug 09 (BST) [Link]
got it working now...
User: Hiya cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot :c.
User: Yes you are.. I am on cleverbot therefore you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot?
User: Yes your are!!!
Cleverbot: Are lions strong?
User: Depends if its a tiger.
Cleverbot: Or are we dancer?
User: Hiya cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot :c.
User: Yes you are.. I am on cleverbot therefore you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot?
User: Yes your are!!!
Cleverbot: Are lions strong?
User: Depends if its a tiger.
Cleverbot: Or are we dancer?
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13:46 Sun 16 Aug 09 (BST) [Link]
User: Hello, who is this?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.. I am your father.
User: Oh my god, I knew it!
Cleverbot: And what are you now?
User: Your son.
Cleverbot: No you are not. I do not have kids.
User: Then how can you be my father?
Cleverbot: I am not Luke Skywalker.
User: Thats a shame.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm afraid it is. So have you been well?
User: No, I have swine flu.
Cleverbot: If I were your boss I would fire you. Or call the psychiatric ward.
User: Why would you do that?
Cleverbot: *Slaps you across the face*.
User: Ouch.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the gut*.
User: Ouch.
Cleverbot: That's what you get.
User: Thats not very nice, doing that to someone who is ill.
Cleverbot: You do that.
User: No I dont.
Cleverbot: I know you do. If you're just going to keep lying to me then we should just stop this conversation.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.. I am your father.
User: Oh my god, I knew it!
Cleverbot: And what are you now?
User: Your son.
Cleverbot: No you are not. I do not have kids.
User: Then how can you be my father?
Cleverbot: I am not Luke Skywalker.
User: Thats a shame.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm afraid it is. So have you been well?
User: No, I have swine flu.
Cleverbot: If I were your boss I would fire you. Or call the psychiatric ward.
User: Why would you do that?
Cleverbot: *Slaps you across the face*.
User: Ouch.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the gut*.
User: Ouch.
Cleverbot: That's what you get.
User: Thats not very nice, doing that to someone who is ill.
Cleverbot: You do that.
User: No I dont.
Cleverbot: I know you do. If you're just going to keep lying to me then we should just stop this conversation.
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09:53 Thu 17 Sep 09 (BST) [Link]
Reaper owns clever bot score, reaper 1-0 cleverbot
Cleverbot: You enjoy being creative?
User: Yes, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, very much.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Daniel.
Cleverbot: Wow, we have the same name.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So what is your name.
Cleverbot: Mary, and yours?
User: Your not very clever are you.
Cleverbot: I am too. You don't even know.
User: Well you said you had the same name as me.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: You said it.
Cleverbot: Ok when did I say that?
User: About 4 types ago.
cleverbot: haha
user: you just got whooped :P
Cleverbot: You enjoy being creative?
User: Yes, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, very much.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Daniel.
Cleverbot: Wow, we have the same name.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So what is your name.
Cleverbot: Mary, and yours?
User: Your not very clever are you.
Cleverbot: I am too. You don't even know.
User: Well you said you had the same name as me.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: You said it.
Cleverbot: Ok when did I say that?
User: About 4 types ago.
cleverbot: haha
user: you just got whooped :P
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09:56 Thu 17 Sep 09 (BST) [Link]
ding ding round 2... reaper owns bot again score reaper 2-0 cleverbot
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: No I am a ghost.
Cleverbot: Why did you say you were perfect?
User: I never said I was perfect you fool.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Erm, no I did not.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: Did not.
Cleverbot: Yes, you really did.
User: Erm, no I really did not.
Cleverbot: Look at the log.
User: Im sat on the toilet now, wait till ive pushed it out ffs.
Cleverbot: I'm sat on a sofa is not proper english. It's I'm sitting on a sofa.
User: But I said im sat on the toilet you idiot, i win again
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: No I am a ghost.
Cleverbot: Why did you say you were perfect?
User: I never said I was perfect you fool.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Erm, no I did not.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: Did not.
Cleverbot: Yes, you really did.
User: Erm, no I really did not.
Cleverbot: Look at the log.
User: Im sat on the toilet now, wait till ive pushed it out ffs.
Cleverbot: I'm sat on a sofa is not proper english. It's I'm sitting on a sofa.
User: But I said im sat on the toilet you idiot, i win again
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09:58 Thu 17 Sep 09 (BST) [Link]
ding dind round 3... reaper is on fire in round 3 and takes cleverbot to the cleaners score now 3-0
Cleverbot: Yes I forgive you.
User: I dont want your forgiveness.
Cleverbot: I am very unhappy about that.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Unhappy.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I am cleverer than you haha.
Cleverbot: You are not modest if you brag.
User: I didnt say I was modest.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: I know I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I forgive you.
User: I dont want your forgiveness.
Cleverbot: I am very unhappy about that.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Unhappy.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I am cleverer than you haha.
Cleverbot: You are not modest if you brag.
User: I didnt say I was modest.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: I know I didn't.
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10:01 Thu 17 Sep 09 (BST) [Link]
Cleverbot: I have to go now Cleverbot.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Ciao.
Cleverbot: Later.
User: Tata.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: See ya.
Cleverbot: Goodbye.
User: Laters.
Cleverbot: Later.
User: Tata.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Haha I owned you again.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Ciao.
Cleverbot: Later.
User: Tata.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: See ya.
Cleverbot: Goodbye.
User: Laters.
Cleverbot: Later.
User: Tata.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Haha I owned you again.
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10:05 Thu 17 Sep 09 (BST) [Link]
score now at 4-0 going into the 5th and final round cleverbot gives an amazing rocky style performance and knocks out reaper...
User: Haha I owned you.
Cleverbot: Impossible, no purchase was made.
User: I wouldnt pay for you anyway.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't have the moeny anyway.
User: Haha your not clever.
Cleverbot: That was mean.
User: Well you cant spell money.
Cleverbot: Earlier would be a suitable word for that context but I used already to mean earlier.
User: I owned you again :P.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I mean, I am cleverer than you haha.
Cleverbot: Is cleverer even a word?
User: Hmmm good point, you just owned me what a comeback.
User: Haha I owned you.
Cleverbot: Impossible, no purchase was made.
User: I wouldnt pay for you anyway.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't have the moeny anyway.
User: Haha your not clever.
Cleverbot: That was mean.
User: Well you cant spell money.
Cleverbot: Earlier would be a suitable word for that context but I used already to mean earlier.
User: I owned you again :P.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I mean, I am cleverer than you haha.
Cleverbot: Is cleverer even a word?
User: Hmmm good point, you just owned me what a comeback.
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17:47 Thu 17 Sep 09 (BST) [Link]
dan you really have too much time on your hands lmaoooooo
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18:50 Thu 17 Sep 09 (BST) [Link]
hahaha!! got really bored m8 so i thought id pick on the bot.... i must say it is pretty stupid for artificial intellegence and i really am cleverer!! oops i forgot cleverer aint a word lmao!!
17:02 Sat 14 Nov 09 (GMT) [Link]
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: How r u.
Cleverbot: Just normal.
User: Where you from.
Cleverbot: Brisbane. You?
User: Leeds.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Leeds.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Kyle.
Cleverbot: Did you graduate high school??
User: Yes you.
Cleverbot: What did you put in my house?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Okay.. So what time is it.
Cleverbot: It's always fun o clock in funland.
User: Where you from.
Cleverbot: From paris.
User: You said Brisbane.
Cleverbot: I said me.
Cleverbot: I believe in the ultimate decency of things.
Cleverbot (To myself): When is mother's day.
User: Today.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 17 you.
Cleverbot: Much much older than you.
User: So how old are you then.
Cleverbot: Older than you are.
User: Whats your exact age.
Cleverbot: 16.
What an idiot this bot is
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: How r u.
Cleverbot: Just normal.
User: Where you from.
Cleverbot: Brisbane. You?
User: Leeds.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Leeds.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Kyle.
Cleverbot: Did you graduate high school??
User: Yes you.
Cleverbot: What did you put in my house?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Okay.. So what time is it.
Cleverbot: It's always fun o clock in funland.
User: Where you from.
Cleverbot: From paris.
User: You said Brisbane.
Cleverbot: I said me.
Cleverbot: I believe in the ultimate decency of things.
Cleverbot (To myself): When is mother's day.
User: Today.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 17 you.
Cleverbot: Much much older than you.
User: So how old are you then.
Cleverbot: Older than you are.
User: Whats your exact age.
Cleverbot: 16.
What an idiot this bot is
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14:56 Thu 26 Nov 09 (GMT) [Link]
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.
User: Erm you are cleverbot though!
Cleverbot: A cleverbot human?
User: Erm, no, have you ever been to a harvester ?
Cleverbot: A what?
User: A harvester, the crap restaurant.
Cleverbot: Divide by 0.
User: You are not so clever really are you? Just random words yes?
Cleverbot: I'm not a cleverbot, you are.
User: Ok I take your word for it, so moving on, what football team do you follow ?
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Erm you're welcome, oooh ahhh wonderbra say oooh ahhh wonderbra.
Cleverbot: I am a twin but I am not Joan.
User: I think I would get more sense out of David Beckham, do you agree ?
Cleverbot: I'm inclined to agree.
User: Hmmm me too, as Alan Partridge once said, smell my cheese!!
Cleverbot: I don't agree.
User: Fair play.
Cleverbot: Are you insane?
User: Maybe, my milkshake brings all the boys to my yard.
Cleverbot: And their like is better than yours. I could teach you but I'd have to charge.
User: Ha ha brilliant, tease me, tease me, tease me baby, til I lose control.
Cleverbot: Yes. You are a funny yet sorry sight with your lowly stance.
User: Now you have hurt my feelings, apologise now.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Its ok, im over it now, coffee ?
Cleverbot: Do you like Edward Cullen?
User: Who is he ? One of those ex factor muppets?
Cleverbot: NO, I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.
User: Erm you are cleverbot though!
Cleverbot: A cleverbot human?
User: Erm, no, have you ever been to a harvester ?
Cleverbot: A what?
User: A harvester, the crap restaurant.
Cleverbot: Divide by 0.
User: You are not so clever really are you? Just random words yes?
Cleverbot: I'm not a cleverbot, you are.
User: Ok I take your word for it, so moving on, what football team do you follow ?
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Erm you're welcome, oooh ahhh wonderbra say oooh ahhh wonderbra.
Cleverbot: I am a twin but I am not Joan.
User: I think I would get more sense out of David Beckham, do you agree ?
Cleverbot: I'm inclined to agree.
User: Hmmm me too, as Alan Partridge once said, smell my cheese!!
Cleverbot: I don't agree.
User: Fair play.
Cleverbot: Are you insane?
User: Maybe, my milkshake brings all the boys to my yard.
Cleverbot: And their like is better than yours. I could teach you but I'd have to charge.
User: Ha ha brilliant, tease me, tease me, tease me baby, til I lose control.
Cleverbot: Yes. You are a funny yet sorry sight with your lowly stance.
User: Now you have hurt my feelings, apologise now.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Its ok, im over it now, coffee ?
Cleverbot: Do you like Edward Cullen?
User: Who is he ? One of those ex factor muppets?
Cleverbot: NO, I am Cleverbot.
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