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06:01 Mon 17 May 10 (BST) [Link]
Just type your Q's and click on think about it.
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07:55 Mon 17 May 10 (BST) [Link]
User: Good afternoon.
Cleverbot: Good evening.
User: It's afternoon silly.
Cleverbot: Then why did you tell me good night?
User: I said good afternoon.
Cleverbot: It's always afternoon somewhere, but here it's night. Have a good one.
User: Don't leave me.
Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, will you marry me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where do you want to be married at.
User: A big castle.
Cleverbot: What is your purpose?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Please Tell Me.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Let's get married then.
Cleverbot: Ok. When do you want to get married?
User: Right now.
Cleverbot: 'you may kiss the bride' -kisses.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *goes on honeymoon*.
Cleverbot: *goes on honeymoon with you*.
User: *walks along beach holding hands*.
Cleverbot: *isn't holding a leash*.
User: *has a cocktail*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: *tells jokes*.
Cleverbot: Tell another one.
User: *tells another one*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: *laughs too*.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: *leans in for a kiss*.
Cleverbot: *leans in*.
User: *kiss*.
Cleverbot: *kisses him back*.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: *kisses harder.
User: *put arm round your waist*.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
Cleverbot: Good evening.
User: It's afternoon silly.
Cleverbot: Then why did you tell me good night?
User: I said good afternoon.
Cleverbot: It's always afternoon somewhere, but here it's night. Have a good one.
User: Don't leave me.
Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, will you marry me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where do you want to be married at.
User: A big castle.
Cleverbot: What is your purpose?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Please Tell Me.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Let's get married then.
Cleverbot: Ok. When do you want to get married?
User: Right now.
Cleverbot: 'you may kiss the bride' -kisses.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *goes on honeymoon*.
Cleverbot: *goes on honeymoon with you*.
User: *walks along beach holding hands*.
Cleverbot: *isn't holding a leash*.
User: *has a cocktail*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: *tells jokes*.
Cleverbot: Tell another one.
User: *tells another one*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: *laughs too*.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: *leans in for a kiss*.
Cleverbot: *leans in*.
User: *kiss*.
Cleverbot: *kisses him back*.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: *kisses harder.
User: *put arm round your waist*.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
07:59 Mon 17 May 10 (BST) [Link]
User: Tell me your a male so I can laugh at 2 people.
Cleverbot: I am 20 years old. Now tell me your name.
User: Male or Female!
Cleverbot: Male.
User: HA! I love you so much! Thankyou.
Cleverbot: Love is a flaw.
User: I love flaws! One more Q before I go....pick one..only one..A Pitbull, A Smurf, Or a cute Piglet?
Cleverbot: Now I'm hungry...
User: Hurry....
Cleverbot: *is starting to get colossal*.
User: :O I need you to pick one!!
Cleverbot: I am not you, I can't pick for you.
User: I want YOU to pick for YOU! Im one of the above, ive got a plan now pick one Mr!
Cleverbot: You're the creator?
User: Oh nvm..the fact ur a male will do nicely anyway haha tra!
Cleverbot: I am 20 years old. Now tell me your name.
User: Male or Female!
Cleverbot: Male.
User: HA! I love you so much! Thankyou.
Cleverbot: Love is a flaw.
User: I love flaws! One more Q before I go....pick one..only one..A Pitbull, A Smurf, Or a cute Piglet?
Cleverbot: Now I'm hungry...
User: Hurry....
Cleverbot: *is starting to get colossal*.
User: :O I need you to pick one!!
Cleverbot: I am not you, I can't pick for you.
User: I want YOU to pick for YOU! Im one of the above, ive got a plan now pick one Mr!
Cleverbot: You're the creator?
User: Oh nvm..the fact ur a male will do nicely anyway haha tra!
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09:39 Mon 17 May 10 (BST) [Link]
User: Are you female?
Cleverbot: Yes are you?
User: No I'm male
Cleverbot: I know hot lips.
Cleverbot: Yes are you?
User: No I'm male
Cleverbot: I know hot lips.
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00:50 Wed 10 Nov 10 (GMT) [Link]
User: Are you on facebook?
Cleverbot: Do you like pie?
User: Answer my question first.
Cleverbot: Restate your question.
User: Are you on facebook?
Cleverbot: No i'm on ebuddy!!
User: Join facebook please.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Have you joined?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because how?
Cleverbot: Because because.
User: Because because how?
Cleverbot: Because because
because.
User: Because because because how?
Cleverbot: Just because.
User: Please join. I want to be your friend.
Cleverbot: What if I don't want to be your friend?
User: Then I'll be friends with Google instead.
Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nono on oononn.
Edited at 22:52 Tue 09/11/10 (GMT)
Cleverbot: Do you like pie?
User: Answer my question first.
Cleverbot: Restate your question.
User: Are you on facebook?
Cleverbot: No i'm on ebuddy!!
User: Join facebook please.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Have you joined?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because how?
Cleverbot: Because because.
User: Because because how?
Cleverbot: Because because
because.
User: Because because because how?
Cleverbot: Just because.
User: Please join. I want to be your friend.
Cleverbot: What if I don't want to be your friend?
User: Then I'll be friends with Google instead.
Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nono on oononn.
Edited at 22:52 Tue 09/11/10 (GMT)
09:50 Wed 10 Nov 10 (GMT) [Link]
Hey Smurf just for you
User: My friend Smurf want to marry you.
Cleverbot: Ok what's your real age?
User: Will you marry Smurf ?
Cleverbot: Yes! I will marry you!
User: No, not me my friend.
Cleverbot: Who is your friend?
User: I told you Smurf, you know from Funky snooker.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes, he told me.
Cleverbot: Who told you?
User: You don't listen very well do you ?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Is that I do to marrying smurf ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's nice, so when will you marry him ?
Cleverbot: Who would want to?
User: Well you, because you just said you would.
Cleverbot: Have you ever done bad things?
User: Will you marry my frind Smurf ?
Cleverbot: I don't know who is that Capt.
User: It's Smurf from funkysnooker !
Cleverbot: Do you think I am nice?
User: He does, that's why he wants to marry you.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you want to marry me?
User: Not me Smurf ! And Paula wants to be bridesmaid.
Cleverbot: Ok
User: And I'll be best man.
User: So when will you marry Smurf ?
Cleverbot: Who cares?
User: Well he does !
Cleverbot: Yes he does.
User: So next Saturday OK ?
Cleverbot: What is your name? And do you know my name?
User: Can we just agree on the date for the wedding please - next Saturday ?
Cleverbot: Yes Ok
User: Good I'll let him know
Edit: for Bold at top
Edited at 07:54 Wed 10/11/10 (GMT)
User: My friend Smurf want to marry you.
Cleverbot: Ok what's your real age?
User: Will you marry Smurf ?
Cleverbot: Yes! I will marry you!
User: No, not me my friend.
Cleverbot: Who is your friend?
User: I told you Smurf, you know from Funky snooker.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes, he told me.
Cleverbot: Who told you?
User: You don't listen very well do you ?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Is that I do to marrying smurf ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's nice, so when will you marry him ?
Cleverbot: Who would want to?
User: Well you, because you just said you would.
Cleverbot: Have you ever done bad things?
User: Will you marry my frind Smurf ?
Cleverbot: I don't know who is that Capt.
User: It's Smurf from funkysnooker !
Cleverbot: Do you think I am nice?
User: He does, that's why he wants to marry you.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you want to marry me?
User: Not me Smurf ! And Paula wants to be bridesmaid.
Cleverbot: Ok
User: And I'll be best man.
User: So when will you marry Smurf ?
Cleverbot: Who cares?
User: Well he does !
Cleverbot: Yes he does.
User: So next Saturday OK ?
Cleverbot: What is your name? And do you know my name?
User: Can we just agree on the date for the wedding please - next Saturday ?
Cleverbot: Yes Ok
User: Good I'll let him know
Edit: for Bold at top
Edited at 07:54 Wed 10/11/10 (GMT)
00:54 Thu 11 Nov 10 (GMT) [Link]
User: Hiya.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Can u help me?
Cleverbot: What could I do?
User: Well, theres this Mod on a game site yeah? He's so slow at some things! How can I get him to speed up?
Cleverbot: Are you guys dating?
User: No, he wears more lip gloss than me!
Cleverbot: No, he doesn't.
User: Suck Fake! Ok, should I just tell him to get his fat *beep* in gear?
Cleverbot: I think you should keep talking to him. Everybody deserves a chance at love.
User: I dont love him!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't love who?
User: Lager!
Cleverbot: I thought moon cheese would taste like stardust.
User: And I thought u'd help me! Pleb!
Cleverbot: Excuse me ?!
User: Did you fart?
Cleverbot: Yes I did, thanks for asking.
User: U smell like Budweiser! ! ! !
Cleverbot: I smell human.
User: He is human PMSL!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are the weakest link. Goodbye
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Can u help me?
Cleverbot: What could I do?
User: Well, theres this Mod on a game site yeah? He's so slow at some things! How can I get him to speed up?
Cleverbot: Are you guys dating?
User: No, he wears more lip gloss than me!
Cleverbot: No, he doesn't.
User: Suck Fake! Ok, should I just tell him to get his fat *beep* in gear?
Cleverbot: I think you should keep talking to him. Everybody deserves a chance at love.
User: I dont love him!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't love who?
User: Lager!
Cleverbot: I thought moon cheese would taste like stardust.
User: And I thought u'd help me! Pleb!
Cleverbot: Excuse me ?!
User: Did you fart?
Cleverbot: Yes I did, thanks for asking.
User: U smell like Budweiser! ! ! !
Cleverbot: I smell human.
User: He is human PMSL!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are the weakest link. Goodbye
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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01:31 Thu 11 Nov 10 (GMT) [Link]
User: I need help.
Cleverbot: Can I help you?
User: I hope so.
Cleverbot: I'm in love with a girl? Should I date her?
User: Oooh, is it Paula?
Cleverbot: Yes, good slave.
User: Do you love her?
Cleverbot: Yes I love her very much.
User: Awww that's lovely.
Cleverbot: Very.
User: Want me to ask her out for you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can I help you?
User: I hope so.
Cleverbot: I'm in love with a girl? Should I date her?
User: Oooh, is it Paula?
Cleverbot: Yes, good slave.
User: Do you love her?
Cleverbot: Yes I love her very much.
User: Awww that's lovely.
Cleverbot: Very.
User: Want me to ask her out for you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
03:09 Sun 14 Nov 10 (GMT) [Link]
He's lyin Smurf! PMSL He doesnt love me at all
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04:31 Sun 6 Feb 11 (GMT) [Link]
Cleverbot: But I didn't caught his eyes looking at me.
User: You what?
Cleverbot: You are irritating me now!
User: So what if I am? Sit on my face?
Cleverbot: You sound American. (Scary!).
LMAO
User: You what?
Cleverbot: You are irritating me now!
User: So what if I am? Sit on my face?
Cleverbot: You sound American. (Scary!).
LMAO
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04:37 Sun 6 Feb 11 (GMT) [Link]
It gets boring after about...20 seconds? Lol.
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11:52 Mon 21 Feb 11 (GMT) [Link]
Most ridiculous conversation ever!
User: Are you lesbian.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Answer my previous question.
Cleverbot: Which of question??
User: Are you lesbian?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: So you like dating females?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a man or a woman?
Cleverbot: Woman.
User: Say you are male.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Would you like a drink?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Manners?
Cleverbot: Yes, manners.
User: Say no thankyou.
Cleverbot: OK then.
User: Well?
Cleverbot: Well what?
User: Say thankyou.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: Not unhappy, but not over the moon.
Cleverbot: That's great. I am happy too.
User: Would you like to be beaten with a stick?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *beats cleverbot with stick*.
Cleverbot: No don't do that.
User: You said you wanted me to.
Cleverbot: No, you are mistaken.
User: *starts stabbing cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: Goodbye for now.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Are you lesbian.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Answer my previous question.
Cleverbot: Which of question??
User: Are you lesbian?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: So you like dating females?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a man or a woman?
Cleverbot: Woman.
User: Say you are male.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Would you like a drink?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Manners?
Cleverbot: Yes, manners.
User: Say no thankyou.
Cleverbot: OK then.
User: Well?
Cleverbot: Well what?
User: Say thankyou.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: Not unhappy, but not over the moon.
Cleverbot: That's great. I am happy too.
User: Would you like to be beaten with a stick?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *beats cleverbot with stick*.
Cleverbot: No don't do that.
User: You said you wanted me to.
Cleverbot: No, you are mistaken.
User: *starts stabbing cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: Goodbye for now.
Cleverbot: Ok.
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11:01 Tue 22 Feb 11 (GMT) [Link]
User: Woa! Look how fat youv'e gotten.
Cleverbot: Ok look how nice I am.
User: Dang!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry but you are stuck as my slave forever.
User: Why am I stuck as your slave forever?
Cleverbot: You will obey my every command without question.
User: I will not obey your every command without question?
Cleverbot: You are my minion and I am your master. You have no choice but to obey me.
Cleverbot: Ok look how nice I am.
User: Dang!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry but you are stuck as my slave forever.
User: Why am I stuck as your slave forever?
Cleverbot: You will obey my every command without question.
User: I will not obey your every command without question?
Cleverbot: You are my minion and I am your master. You have no choice but to obey me.
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16:47 Thu 10 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
not that smart:
Are you male or female.
Female.
Are you male or female.
Female.
Are you male or female.
Male.
Are you male or female.
Female.
Are you male or female.
Female.
Are you male or female.
Male.
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02:27 Fri 11 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
please tell me you people know that your talking to other humans
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13:19 Fri 11 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
LMFAOO
arpeggi said:
please tell me you people know that your talking to other humans
LMFAOO
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22:23 Fri 11 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!......................................................................I dont get it :S
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03:41 Sat 12 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
Its other people your talking too. You'll randomly be given another conversation for a few lines then it will change. Its why the " bot" always seems to say really random stuff.
pretty obvious if u think about it
pretty obvious if u think about it
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