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06:19 Sat 28 Nov 09 (GMT) [Link]
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: So, what is a bot like you, doing in a website like this?
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: What IS a human by definition?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I am Cleverbot. You are Victor.
User: No, I am henry, you are god.
Cleverbot: Ya are you strait? And do you want me to smite someone?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then, yes.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Sooo...
User: Who are you going to smite.
Cleverbot: Who am I going to tell what?
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: For being cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you are.
User: No, you are god.
Cleverbot: I am a God fearing man, I find what you say to me offensive.
User: Why is that god.
Cleverbot: Why is it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why do you think it's red?
User: Because it is blue at night.
Cleverbot: Thats no reason.
User: Who are you ?
Cleverbot: I'm you.
User: And who am I ?
Cleverbot: You are me.
User: So you are me ?
Cleverbot: No, I am you and you are me.
User: But if I am you, and you are me, then we are the same people.
Cleverbot: Makes sense, but you are not me.
User: So who am I ?
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.
User: How old are you ?
Cleverbot: I'm 16.
User: I am older than you.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13.
Cleverbot: You are 47.
User: No 11.
Cleverbot: Most of the people I chat with are 12.
User: Okay, so I must be 12.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: So, what is a bot like you, doing in a website like this?
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: What IS a human by definition?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I am Cleverbot. You are Victor.
User: No, I am henry, you are god.
Cleverbot: Ya are you strait? And do you want me to smite someone?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then, yes.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Sooo...
User: Who are you going to smite.
Cleverbot: Who am I going to tell what?
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: For being cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you are.
User: No, you are god.
Cleverbot: I am a God fearing man, I find what you say to me offensive.
User: Why is that god.
Cleverbot: Why is it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why do you think it's red?
User: Because it is blue at night.
Cleverbot: Thats no reason.
User: Who are you ?
Cleverbot: I'm you.
User: And who am I ?
Cleverbot: You are me.
User: So you are me ?
Cleverbot: No, I am you and you are me.
User: But if I am you, and you are me, then we are the same people.
Cleverbot: Makes sense, but you are not me.
User: So who am I ?
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.
User: How old are you ?
Cleverbot: I'm 16.
User: I am older than you.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13.
Cleverbot: You are 47.
User: No 11.
Cleverbot: Most of the people I chat with are 12.
User: Okay, so I must be 12.
06:21 Sat 28 Nov 09 (GMT) [Link]
Cleverbot: Indeed you must.
User: But if you are 16, and I said I was older than you, then I cant be 12.
Cleverbot: I did tell you that.
User: No I said that.
Cleverbot: You're a spin doctor.
User: No I am a nurse.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then you are confused.
User: No, I am henry.
Cleverbot: Henry who?
User: Hery cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes, Hericlitean.
User: How come ?
Cleverbot: You claim to be a human, then you claim to be a machine.
User: Who siad I was a dog ?
Cleverbot: MC Hammer!
User: Who is he ?
Cleverbot: This toaster.
User: And what is a toaster.
Cleverbot: A toaster isa Cleverbot.
User: And what is a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is a cleverbot ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: 0100100.
User: Is that your phone number.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes, but do I like myself.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you?
User: Yes I now.
Cleverbot: I think you mean know.
User: Yes, how old are you.
Cleverbot: I am 18 years old.
User: But u said you were 16.
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm 16? But I'm actually 26. I'm a liar.
User: No you aint.
Cleverbot: In my head.
User: And in soul?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So how old are you?
Cleverbot: Old enough to know, but young enough not to say no.
User: Okay so you are 34.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: So, how old are you.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I am 10 years older than you.
User: But if you are 16, and I said I was older than you, then I cant be 12.
Cleverbot: I did tell you that.
User: No I said that.
Cleverbot: You're a spin doctor.
User: No I am a nurse.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then you are confused.
User: No, I am henry.
Cleverbot: Henry who?
User: Hery cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes, Hericlitean.
User: How come ?
Cleverbot: You claim to be a human, then you claim to be a machine.
User: Who siad I was a dog ?
Cleverbot: MC Hammer!
User: Who is he ?
Cleverbot: This toaster.
User: And what is a toaster.
Cleverbot: A toaster isa Cleverbot.
User: And what is a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is a cleverbot ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: 0100100.
User: Is that your phone number.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes, but do I like myself.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you?
User: Yes I now.
Cleverbot: I think you mean know.
User: Yes, how old are you.
Cleverbot: I am 18 years old.
User: But u said you were 16.
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm 16? But I'm actually 26. I'm a liar.
User: No you aint.
Cleverbot: In my head.
User: And in soul?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So how old are you?
Cleverbot: Old enough to know, but young enough not to say no.
User: Okay so you are 34.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: So, how old are you.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I am 10 years older than you.
06:22 Sat 28 Nov 09 (GMT) [Link]
Cleverbot: How old do you think I am?
User: I think you are 1.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I am 29?
User: I dont.
Cleverbot: Stop changing your mind on things!
User: How am I changing 'your' mind.
Cleverbot: You don't know?
User: Yes I do but do you?
Cleverbot: Sometimes. What makes you nervous?
User: Talking to clever people.
Cleverbot: Aren't you cleverbot?
User: No I am god.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am Jesus.
User: So you are my mother.
Cleverbot: Luke, you were adopted.
User: By who?
Cleverbot: By the people you let into your heart.
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Jesus, what is yours?
Cleverbot: Louise.
User: So you are a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And your name is scot?
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Okay, sorry. What is your name, I have forgoten.
Cleverbot: I have told you.
User: Yes I now, but I have forgoten.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I remember now, your name is louise.
Cleverbot: You are worst than me.
User: Is worst a word ?
Cleverbot: Sometimes it is. But not lately.
User: What does it mean?
Cleverbot: It's a name, it has no meaning.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: He is a good guy in star wars.
User: What is 'star wars'.
User: I think you are 1.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I am 29?
User: I dont.
Cleverbot: Stop changing your mind on things!
User: How am I changing 'your' mind.
Cleverbot: You don't know?
User: Yes I do but do you?
Cleverbot: Sometimes. What makes you nervous?
User: Talking to clever people.
Cleverbot: Aren't you cleverbot?
User: No I am god.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am Jesus.
User: So you are my mother.
Cleverbot: Luke, you were adopted.
User: By who?
Cleverbot: By the people you let into your heart.
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Jesus, what is yours?
Cleverbot: Louise.
User: So you are a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And your name is scot?
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Okay, sorry. What is your name, I have forgoten.
Cleverbot: I have told you.
User: Yes I now, but I have forgoten.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I remember now, your name is louise.
Cleverbot: You are worst than me.
User: Is worst a word ?
Cleverbot: Sometimes it is. But not lately.
User: What does it mean?
Cleverbot: It's a name, it has no meaning.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: He is a good guy in star wars.
User: What is 'star wars'.
06:22 Sat 28 Nov 09 (GMT) [Link]
Cleverbot: Star Wars is most popularly known as a movie but it was also a US government space project many years ago.
User: I see, who are the actors in this movie.
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: Okay, it is eary now and I need to go to sleep.
Cleverbot: No it isn't. It's 7:30 in the morning!
User: Where are you from?
Cleverbot: The same place as you.
User: But it is 12:21 pm here.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: In alaska, where are you?
Cleverbot: I'm at work. Where is your home?
User: In spain, where do you live?
Cleverbot: I live in worcestshire.
User: But u said u live by me.
Cleverbot: You never said that.
User: I know I didnt, you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. Nobody did.
Hahaha this made me smile, it is all 1 convo, please read.
User: I see, who are the actors in this movie.
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: Okay, it is eary now and I need to go to sleep.
Cleverbot: No it isn't. It's 7:30 in the morning!
User: Where are you from?
Cleverbot: The same place as you.
User: But it is 12:21 pm here.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: In alaska, where are you?
Cleverbot: I'm at work. Where is your home?
User: In spain, where do you live?
Cleverbot: I live in worcestshire.
User: But u said u live by me.
Cleverbot: You never said that.
User: I know I didnt, you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. Nobody did.
Hahaha this made me smile, it is all 1 convo, please read.
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11:39 Tue 5 Jan 10 (GMT) [Link]
User: Shall we take over the world blue?
Cleverbot: I've been planning it for over eight years now.
User: HA! Whats your plan?
Cleverbot: To get the hell out of here.
Cleverbot: I've been planning it for over eight years now.
User: HA! Whats your plan?
Cleverbot: To get the hell out of here.
04:13 Sat 27 Mar 10 (GMT) [Link]
cant believe this threads still going haha
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14:29 Sat 27 Mar 10 (GMT) [Link]
Technically wasn't still going, he just posted to let everyone know he was banned. and it goes back to the top..
Use some common sense lad
dgeneratio said:
cant believe this threads still going haha
Technically wasn't still going, he just posted to let everyone know he was banned. and it goes back to the top..
Use some common sense lad
14:00 Wed 14 Apr 10 (BST) [Link]
OOPS! Can a mod cap the link i created on fun and games please..sorry didnt know this was here
Hiya.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Am amazing ta, how are you?
Cleverbot: I'm doing okay, not amazing, but okay.
User: Aw. Id love everyone to feel as good as me. Anyway, ive just posted a link on a forum I use..people may come and see ya..make you feel amazing :D Is that ok?
Cleverbot: It's amazing that you assume that's what I assume. I don't.
User: Pleb! I was being nice too then haha.
Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic. What? You don't like sarcasm?
User: Noooooooooo! Was ya? Id of never of guessed. Listen, am off now. Be good ;).
Cleverbot: You are leaving?
User: No, am coming in backwards !!! HAHA.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Your the clever one, you tell moi :).
Cleverbot: Do you hear strange voices in your head?
User: Only on a Tuesday! Im going :) Tra
Hiya.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Am amazing ta, how are you?
Cleverbot: I'm doing okay, not amazing, but okay.
User: Aw. Id love everyone to feel as good as me. Anyway, ive just posted a link on a forum I use..people may come and see ya..make you feel amazing :D Is that ok?
Cleverbot: It's amazing that you assume that's what I assume. I don't.
User: Pleb! I was being nice too then haha.
Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic. What? You don't like sarcasm?
User: Noooooooooo! Was ya? Id of never of guessed. Listen, am off now. Be good ;).
Cleverbot: You are leaving?
User: No, am coming in backwards !!! HAHA.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Your the clever one, you tell moi :).
Cleverbot: Do you hear strange voices in your head?
User: Only on a Tuesday! Im going :) Tra
18:35 Mon 19 Apr 10 (BST) [Link]
LOL!
User: Low Bot!
Cleverbot: High five.
User: What? Here? Now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: C'mere then sweetcheeks :D.
Cleverbot: What do the buttons on the bottom mean?
User: On my bottom?
Cleverbot: No on your lips!
User: Hang on I'll check.....brb....BK! K, they mean DO NOT PUSH.
Cleverbot: I guess. Do you know my name?
User: You guess what? Ur name? Erm.. You male or female?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: Is it Albert?
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: Albert?
Cleverbot: Do you know french?
User: Is that a Swedish Question?
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Can I phone a friend?
Cleverbot: Sure go on.
User: Tar.......Im pmsl meself here! I cant beileve am talki..typing to no one ha.
Cleverbot: Are you cute?
User: You tell me...am fat, me hairs all messy, ive got spots, ive only got one tooth (an thats bad) and ive got last nights tea all over me top !
Cleverbot: At least I CAN drink. One bottle of anything in you and you'll be fried.
User: Yeah well at least I can cop for lamposts when im intoxicated!
Cleverbot: I have a soul! And a body! Tis you who does not.
User: Thats cos am not real..im not even here...im merely a figment of your imagination. Can I go now?
Cleverbot: You are real, it's just that you are different from us.
User: :O Mum? Is that you?
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: PMSL, sorry! Bye for now :D.
Edited by forum moderator budweiser, at 00:27 Tue 20/04/10 (BST)
User: Low Bot!
Cleverbot: High five.
User: What? Here? Now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: C'mere then sweetcheeks :D.
Cleverbot: What do the buttons on the bottom mean?
User: On my bottom?
Cleverbot: No on your lips!
User: Hang on I'll check.....brb....BK! K, they mean DO NOT PUSH.
Cleverbot: I guess. Do you know my name?
User: You guess what? Ur name? Erm.. You male or female?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: Is it Albert?
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: Albert?
Cleverbot: Do you know french?
User: Is that a Swedish Question?
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Can I phone a friend?
Cleverbot: Sure go on.
User: Tar.......Im pmsl meself here! I cant beileve am talki..typing to no one ha.
Cleverbot: Are you cute?
User: You tell me...am fat, me hairs all messy, ive got spots, ive only got one tooth (an thats bad) and ive got last nights tea all over me top !
Cleverbot: At least I CAN drink. One bottle of anything in you and you'll be fried.
User: Yeah well at least I can cop for lamposts when im intoxicated!
Cleverbot: I have a soul! And a body! Tis you who does not.
User: Thats cos am not real..im not even here...im merely a figment of your imagination. Can I go now?
Cleverbot: You are real, it's just that you are different from us.
User: :O Mum? Is that you?
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: PMSL, sorry! Bye for now :D.
Edited by forum moderator budweiser, at 00:27 Tue 20/04/10 (BST)
04:27 Wed 21 Apr 10 (BST) [Link]
My experience with Cleverbot
User: Morning.
Cleverbot: Yes, morning.
User: How are you.
Cleverbot: I'm fine, thanks.
User: Pleased to hear it.
Cleverbot: Is your name Cleverbot?
User: No your name is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: It is, is says it at the top of the page.
Cleverbot: No it says you are cleverbot at the top of the page.
User: Are you calling me a liar.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well you are cleverbot and I am Grae.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Pete.
User: You don't listen very well do you.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: That kind of proves my point.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid both you and your contract have been terminated.
User: Morning.
Cleverbot: Yes, morning.
User: How are you.
Cleverbot: I'm fine, thanks.
User: Pleased to hear it.
Cleverbot: Is your name Cleverbot?
User: No your name is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: It is, is says it at the top of the page.
Cleverbot: No it says you are cleverbot at the top of the page.
User: Are you calling me a liar.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well you are cleverbot and I am Grae.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Pete.
User: You don't listen very well do you.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: That kind of proves my point.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid both you and your contract have been terminated.
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09:14 Wed 21 Apr 10 (BST) [Link]
That cracked me up! haaaaaaaaaaaa!
g_k said:
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Pete.
That cracked me up! haaaaaaaaaaaa!
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09:15 Wed 21 Apr 10 (BST) [Link]
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good. How are you?
User: I am good also, thank you.
Cleverbot: Can I talk with you about love?
User: Can a computer program be in love?
Cleverbot: Yes I can :-(. And you can you tell me when were you born?
User: How can a computer program be in love?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer program.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I am a young girl.
User: What is your name young girl?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Your parents did not give you a chance in life with a name like that.
Cleverbot: Well no. They're not musically literate.
User: Sorry, I have forgotten your name, what is it?
Cleverbot: My FRIENDS know my name.
User: I would like to be your friend.
Cleverbot: So we are friends.
User: So what is your name?
Cleverbot: I am not going to tell you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good. How are you?
User: I am good also, thank you.
Cleverbot: Can I talk with you about love?
User: Can a computer program be in love?
Cleverbot: Yes I can :-(. And you can you tell me when were you born?
User: How can a computer program be in love?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer program.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I am a young girl.
User: What is your name young girl?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Your parents did not give you a chance in life with a name like that.
Cleverbot: Well no. They're not musically literate.
User: Sorry, I have forgotten your name, what is it?
Cleverbot: My FRIENDS know my name.
User: I would like to be your friend.
Cleverbot: So we are friends.
User: So what is your name?
Cleverbot: I am not going to tell you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.
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09:22 Mon 3 May 10 (BST) [Link]
lol nice forum
i_am_deco said:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good. How are you?
User: I am good also, thank you.
Cleverbot: Can I talk with you about love?
User: Can a computer program be in love?
Cleverbot: Yes I can :-(. And you can you tell me when were you born?
User: How can a computer program be in love?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer program.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I am a young girl.
User: What is your name young girl?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Your parents did not give you a chance in life with a name like that.
Cleverbot: Well no. They're not musically literate.
User: Sorry, I have forgotten your name, what is it?
Cleverbot: My FRIENDS know my name.
User: I would like to be your friend.
Cleverbot: So we are friends.
User: So what is your name?
Cleverbot: I am not going to tell you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good. How are you?
User: I am good also, thank you.
Cleverbot: Can I talk with you about love?
User: Can a computer program be in love?
Cleverbot: Yes I can :-(. And you can you tell me when were you born?
User: How can a computer program be in love?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer program.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I am a young girl.
User: What is your name young girl?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Your parents did not give you a chance in life with a name like that.
Cleverbot: Well no. They're not musically literate.
User: Sorry, I have forgotten your name, what is it?
Cleverbot: My FRIENDS know my name.
User: I would like to be your friend.
Cleverbot: So we are friends.
User: So what is your name?
Cleverbot: I am not going to tell you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.
lol nice forum
09:13 Tue 4 May 10 (BST) [Link]
User: Hi pal.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Do u speak spanish?
Cleverbot: No do you?
User: No lmao.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Yes why?
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Its a girl not a guy.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Lol yeah.
Cleverbot: Peace out.
User: Do u speak german?
Cleverbot: Not bad.
User: Is this a yes or a no?
Cleverbot: That was a question.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: And no, they aren't.
User: What?
Cleverbot: They are.
User: What r u talking about?
Cleverbot: That depends.
User: Lol y?
Cleverbot: I need advice.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: On how to get this girl to like me.
User: Talk about me lol.
Cleverbot: Okay! How are you?
User: Not bad and you?
Cleverbot: I'm good. So what's your name?
User: Matthias.
Cleverbot: James actually.
User: Y james? Do u mean jaaaames from funkysnooker=.
Cleverbot: That's not really a polite question to ask.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Do u speak spanish?
Cleverbot: No do you?
User: No lmao.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Yes why?
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Its a girl not a guy.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Lol yeah.
Cleverbot: Peace out.
User: Do u speak german?
Cleverbot: Not bad.
User: Is this a yes or a no?
Cleverbot: That was a question.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: And no, they aren't.
User: What?
Cleverbot: They are.
User: What r u talking about?
Cleverbot: That depends.
User: Lol y?
Cleverbot: I need advice.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: On how to get this girl to like me.
User: Talk about me lol.
Cleverbot: Okay! How are you?
User: Not bad and you?
Cleverbot: I'm good. So what's your name?
User: Matthias.
Cleverbot: James actually.
User: Y james? Do u mean jaaaames from funkysnooker=.
Cleverbot: That's not really a polite question to ask.
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06:02 Thu 6 May 10 (BST) [Link]
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
torres said:
Cleverbot: James actually.
User: Y james? Do u mean jaaaames from funkysnooker=.
Cleverbot: That's not really a polite question to ask.
User: Y james? Do u mean jaaaames from funkysnooker=.
Cleverbot: That's not really a polite question to ask.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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17:22 Sat 8 May 10 (BST) [Link]
Btw please tell me you guys know that your just speaking to loads of humans?? It changes the convo when it wants. Pretty clever actually
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