Bill Clinton's role in the USA 2018 World Cup bid!

Liverpools new signing

Look at Andersons face! classic

What else need I say?

HAHAHAHAA PMSL AT THE KOP AND YRS MOONEY

im jealous

Fabio Capello walks into the England dressing room after a defear, shaking his haid in despair. "The FA committee is putting pressure on me to drop you all because you're all stupid," he says to the players. "What I have decided to do it ask a simple question to one of you, and if he gets it right, you will all be in my next squad. Now, please choose someone to represent you."

The players nominate Skipper Stevie Gerrard to answer the question because they consider him the most intelligent among them.

Capello looks at him intently through his rimmed glasses and says, "OK, Steven, please concentrate hard. What is 5 plus 6?"

Stevie G thinks for a moment, a frown on his forehead as he does the mental arithmetic, and then, a little hesitantly, he answers, '11?'

"11!!" Capello shouts loudly, excited that his captain got it right.

The other players, mistaking Capello's excitement for disappointment, plead in unison, 'Come on, Boss, give him another chance!'



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It was Christmas 2001, and the good fairy visited Gerard Houllier in his office at Anfield. 'Monsieur Houllier,' she whispered. 'You are a good man and it has been decided that you can have on wish as a special Christmas present.'

Houllier had no hesitation in saying, "Ah, ma chere, you are a dream come true. Ever since I moved here to Liverpool I have wanted them to build a bridge from Merseyside to France. I hate flying and the British trains are so unreliable. If you build a bridge for me, I could drive."

'Oh no monsieur," said the fairy in an apologetic tone. 'That is an impossible wish to grant. It would be too difficult a task even for me with my magic powers. Please try again.'

Houllier thought hard before saying, "I have a player in my team who should score more goals. Can you make him into a twenty-goals-a-season player? His name is Emile Heskey."

The fairy recoiled and raised her hands. 'OK, how many lanes do you want on your bridge?'

Liverpool could do with using this formation

Edited for bad language

Edited by forum moderator baff, at 13:12 Tue 09/11/10 (GMT)

Giving him the shots alright

if only

Hahahaha!!

how did u do that lol

that is quality

Liverpool finally admit that thier new signing ain't as good as Peter Crouch

What about this german Schalke 04 fan?

lmao

ooh where r the keys?



look at thier faces.

classssss

haha. tevez licking his lips.

ferdinand making a weird face lol

So thats what happened in the United showers after matches....