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12:45 Mon 19 Oct 09 (BST) [Link]
omg i bet the kid who chucked it onto the pitch has to be under protection by the police lmao
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17:16 Mon 2 Nov 09 (GMT) [Link]
These are the teams we have lost to:
F (ulham)
A (ston Villa)
C (helsea)
T (ottenham Hotspurs)
S (underland)
F (ulham)
A (ston Villa)
C (helsea)
T (ottenham Hotspurs)
S (underland)
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11:00 Tue 3 Nov 09 (GMT) [Link]
Probably, got it off an LFC forum, but bluekipper is a top website, I will give you that!very funny. Especially the pic with Rooney and Ronaldo
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^ Bluekipper?
Probably, got it off an LFC forum, but bluekipper is a top website, I will give you that!very funny. Especially the pic with Rooney and Ronaldo
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14:03 Tue 3 Nov 09 (GMT) [Link]
haha yeah it is a funny site! I check that before the official Website lol.
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07:13 Mon 9 Nov 09 (GMT) [Link]
daily newspaper said:
Personally, the one which really bugs the hell out of me is the misuse of the world 'literally'.
And for some strange reason, footballers and pundits are particular offenders.
If you were to play a drinking game where you down a shot every time some football analyst misuses 'literally'm you'd need to have your stomach pumped out before the final whistle.
Recently, we've been treated to such as gems as "Stevie Gerrard is literally on fire out there today", giving the impression that the Scouse captain is running around the field in flames like some athletic Tibetan monk protesting in their own unique way.
And, of course, we had the classic Jamie Redknappism of: "The Chelsea back four were literally asleep in the box during that corner" giving the impression that John Terry -- or 'JT' as people annoyingly refer to him -- had decided that it was a nice time for a little nap.
And for some strange reason, footballers and pundits are particular offenders.
If you were to play a drinking game where you down a shot every time some football analyst misuses 'literally'm you'd need to have your stomach pumped out before the final whistle.
Recently, we've been treated to such as gems as "Stevie Gerrard is literally on fire out there today", giving the impression that the Scouse captain is running around the field in flames like some athletic Tibetan monk protesting in their own unique way.
And, of course, we had the classic Jamie Redknappism of: "The Chelsea back four were literally asleep in the box during that corner" giving the impression that John Terry -- or 'JT' as people annoyingly refer to him -- had decided that it was a nice time for a little nap.
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07:15 Mon 9 Nov 09 (GMT) [Link]
Haha they are literally using literally wrong!!
Another word they always use wrongly is ironic
Another word they always use wrongly is ironic
07:29 Mon 9 Nov 09 (GMT) [Link]
a little kid was sitting by the road and a car pulls up and a man says to the kid,if you get in i will give you £30 and a bag of sweets..the kids says no..the man then says how about £50 and a bag of sweets..the kids says no..right how about £100 and a bag of sweets..the kid looks up and says dad how many time have i told you im not going to old traford to watch thay crap no matter what u offer me !!
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04:49 Sun 11 Apr 10 (BST) [Link]
Here are the idiot players of England:- Goalkeepers Robert Green(with envy) Ben F'a'ster(Faster than anyone to be thrown out of the squad) Joe Hart-'breaker(for the english fans) 'Devil' James Paul 'Rob(bed)'inson (Robbed of goalkeeping skills) Defenders John Terr(or)y W'ine' Bridge 'Waste' Brown Matthew Ups'etter' Joleon Les'bian' Stephen War'knocked' Gary Cahill(who is he???) 'Ten' Johnson (he scores at the rate of 10 own goals per match) Ashley 'Cold' Rio 'Far'dinand (Far from the squad) Gary 'Never''ill' (Never playing well and mentally ill) 'Dead'ley King (Deadly for England) Phil Jagielka (Have you ever seen him play for England???) Leighton 'Pains' Midfielders Gareth 'C'arry (a laod for England to carry) Shaun 'Wrong'-Phillips Michael 'Carry'ck (another load for England to carry) 'Germ'aine Jenas Ashley 'Old' James Milner (Do you know him????) Tom 'Mile'stone (Milestone of failures) David Beck'hammered' Frank 'Lamb'ard Steven 'Gem'ard (Gem of stupidity) Aaron 'Lemon' Theo 'Walnut' Stewart Downing (His name suggests his role for the team) Strikers 'Wine' (ma)Roone(d)y 'Germ'ain 'Deaf'oe Peter 'ouch' Darren Bent (Bent football skills) Emile 'Whisky' Gabriel Agbonlahor (The time taken to pronounce his name is longer then the time he spends on the field) Spl. Mention: Manager Fabio Capello (The man who turned England from heroes to ZEROES)
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04:56 Sun 11 Apr 10 (BST) [Link]
btw the long poem isnt mine i saw it on a sight
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16:01 Sun 11 Apr 10 (BST) [Link]
Who made that poem up?
Edited by forum moderator budweiser, at 01:23 Mon 12/04/10 (BST)
Edited by forum moderator budweiser, at 01:23 Mon 12/04/10 (BST)
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15:00 Sun 9 May 10 (BST) [Link]
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Someone took a corner!
Someone took a corner!
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