Whistle, as I have a beautiful Undiscovered Voice that not enough people have had the downright pleasure and priveledge of hearing

WUR...
In a Pub...
Tell 10 girls sperately you want to have sex with them
OR
Tell 1 guy you want to have sex with him

1 guy. The guy would hopefully say no, but if I asked the girls, at least 5 of them would say yes, which means I'd have to break the heart and morale of 5 women, never ends well that...

WUR

Eat a cold tin of spaggetti hoops or cold tin of beans.

Heinze brand obviously, Im not completely heartless, NOW EAT!

LMAO Cue Power

beans all the way! Hoops would be too horrible being cold and stringy..

WUR...
Dye your hair pink (if your bald already then wear a Pink afro for 2 months)
OR
Shave off your eyebrows

Wear a pink afro, purely coz i think it matches my complextion

WUR

Go on a weeks intimate holiday with susan boyle
OR
Suck a marathon runners armpit after a race

Suck a marathon runner's armpit, the other one gets old sometimes.

WUR lick cat or dog?

Lick a dog, its less hairy!!

WUR...

Win £500 for yourself
OR
Win £1,000,000 for Charity

Charity

WUR.... eat fruit or Chinese?

is lychee an option?

WUR
eat chicken sarny or bacon sarny?

bacon

WUR lie down with maggots for 10 seconds or hold a slimy fish for 30 seconds

hold a slimy fish for 30 seconds

WUR

eat a bowl of cow pat or be paralysed from the neck down

HAHA Derry thats proberbly the funniest explination I have ever heard (5 of them say yes then you wake up and have your corn flakes )

Cow pat, couldnt depreive the world of me walking the chance to see these looks <3

WUR!

Watch Westlife for a hour singing on stage Naked

Or

Spend an evening with Joe Brand =\

Spend an evening with Jo Brand



WUR spend an evening with Lady Gaga or a week with Madonna?

lady gaga

WUR

run naked at a packed wembley stadium in the FA cup final

or

run naked at a packed wembley stadium in the Champions League final

Ive done both but, probs champions league coz theres more chance of pulling

WUR

monkeys or frogs?

monkeys


beard

or

shaved?

Shaved, although stubble is always good... i do wonder what id look like if I didnt shave for 3 months though...

WUR...

Do 100 hours of Ironing
OR
100 hours of Pot washing

Ironing

WUR...... eat a big yucky cockroach or a slimy worm?

The slimy worm option..less bits so goes down quicker.

WUR ...climb a mountain or go down a pothole?

Climb a mountain. Im 6'3 and have size 13 feet. So only takes 15 steps

WUR

Slap Jedward with a big fish all day long

Or

Mate with the person of your choice.

slap jedward

WUR

eat a fish with bones

or eat frogs legs?