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00:50 Thu 10 Mar 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such as
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such as fishyfeet
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such as fishyfeet, which
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11:24 Thu 10 Mar 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such as fishyfeet, which is
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11:35 Thu 10 Mar 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such as fishyfeet, which is invariably
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13:10 Thu 10 Mar 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such as fishyfeet, which is invariably very
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such as fishyfeet, which is invariably very dangerous
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11:32 Fri 11 Mar 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such as fishyfeet, which is invariably very dangerous because
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13:15 Fri 11 Mar 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such as fishyfeet, which is invariably very dangerous because of
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16:07 Fri 11 Mar 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such as fishyfeet, which is invariably very dangerous because of it's
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such as fishyfeet, which is invariably very dangerous because of it's tendency
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20:33 Fri 11 Mar 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such as fishyfeet, which is invariably very dangerous because of it's tendency to
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such as fishyfeet, which is invariably very dangerous because of it's tendency to cause
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21:00 Fri 11 Mar 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such as fishyfeet, which is invariably very dangerous because of it's tendency to cause bouts
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21:24 Fri 11 Mar 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such as fishyfeet, which is invariably very dangerous because of it's tendency to cause bouts of
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21:31 Fri 11 Mar 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such as fishyfeet, which is invariably very dangerous because of it's tendency to cause bouts of sickness
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such as fishyfeet, which is invariably very dangerous because of it's tendency to cause bouts of sickness which
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11:45 Mon 14 Mar 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such as fishyfeet, which is invariably very dangerous because of it's tendency to cause bouts of sickness which can
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such as fishyfeet, which is invariably very dangerous because of it's tendency to cause bouts of sickness which can make
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such as fishyfeet, which is invariably very dangerous because of it's tendency to cause bouts of sickness which can make a
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