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02:31 Sat 22 Jan 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem


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03:32 Sat 22 Jan 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man
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19:32 Mon 7 Feb 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against
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15:19 Tue 8 Mar 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother
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21:42 Tue 8 Mar 11 (GMT)  [Link]  
Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases
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Once there was a fish called Sarah. This morning the dog decided he wanted waffles for college. So Jack went nuts because the waffles smelled like pancakes. Under the surface of the water where he said I don't like salt but you taste fishy like a certain shrivelled fish who spoke in riddles and danced gracefully with a limp wristed like a neck full of cheese grated. After She Sang "Moving on Up" but a monkey called Adam slapped faeces off his gran's mole on to a piece of faeces. Then a bee called Mark vaporised into your face and made lots of people that look ugly, want to throw dry turkey at your face. My hands fell off onto the top of a nut sack which exploded onto my wet face. Seventy years of anorexia destroyed Sarah's face. She excreted badly and her goldfish was dead due to Sarah killing electric fires which caused mayhem with a man who contemplated against his Mother who said don't eat yellow snow as it causes diseases such
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