Would £1 be sufficient?

Wouldn't that depend on the quality of it?

Are there different levels of quality?

I don't know, shall we ask someone else?

do you knot know?

When have I ever known anything?

Thought you were the wealth of knowledge and everybodys Phone a Friend on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire??

Who told you that highly dubious piece of information ???

i thought it was the president, i thought you knew?

Why would the president be involved in all this?

This is just a stupid statement by that Magpie fan who's team are on the wrong side of the River Trent

Was that a question???

It was meant to be one but i confused it with the other game didnt i?

Are you likely to do it again?

Well I am a highly intellectual, smart, sophisticated, intelligent, handsome, beautiful, gorgeous, guy so the chances of me doing it again arent that high are they?

Even so, isn't it true that even the mightiest of us can make mistakes?

Mistakes show that even the greatest of beings such as myself are only human dont they?

Isn't that what I just said?

Are you repeating yourself?

When, exactly, did I repeat myself?