Masterpiece indeed Mr Baff as ive just googled it and wow, it looks spectacular but shockingly i read that it is still uncomplete and its a new structure and was proclaimed a minor basilica by Pope Benedict

Benedict is an ignorant Pope in that case, as the edifice is never going to be completed! Such were Gaudi's wishes, if memory serves me well.

Well, well, well, the story of three holes in the ground.

Ground peppercorns, parma ham , rocket, beef tomatoes and mozarella cheese go together to make my favourite pizza topping.

Topping my peaches with cream is my favourite.

Favourite for the Grand National didnt win this year, good job I didnt place a bet however maybe 5 or 6 years ago i decided to place a bet on the Grand National, and i put ten pounds of my money on Clan Royal at 6/1 i think, and Amberleigh House was at 20/1, and Clan Royal finished 2nd, and Amberleigh House won resulting in 200 pounds for me so id like to take this moment to thank you Amberleigh

Amberleigh is a strange name for a horse.

Horse steak would be quite disgusting i think

Think again, it's not that bad.

Bad things to eat are more like cockroaches and other creepy crawlies

Crawlies, is that what a baby does rather than walkies ?

Walkies is something I would associate more with a dog.

Dog poo is rarely picked up by dog owners

Owners' manuals are a useful thing to have when buying a used car.

Car was literally just booked in at my local garage for its MOT and Full Service next Wednesday

Wednesday is "Mittwoch" in modern German (and "mittawecha" in medieval German) ... i.e. Middle of the week.

Week is a period of time consisting of 7 days.

Days tend to be more propitious to work for most people, rather than nights.

Nights is the time I go to sleep.

Sleep, is what Paul McKenna tells people to do during hypnosis and then he makes the person puccccck ike a chicken