Well, I'm not sure I'd go that far.

Far better than I'm doing at the moment

Moment a fleeting passage of time.

time for lunch, i'm hungry.

Hungry too I think I'll have some lunch.

Lunch is, unfortunately, but a daily occurence.

Occurrence can vary from one person to another and indeed from day to day.

Day and night some people are always on here.

Here i am, playing the game now.

now i think its time for you to go to bed

bed is the best place in the world.

World, possibly even universe.

Universe is rather broad, especially as you cannot be certain that there are even beds out there! In any case, if there are, they may already be taken.

Taken at face value, that is a very philosophical question.

Question everything is what I was told by my Nan.

'Nan Wisdom' can, on occasion, be highly questionable

Questionable is if you question a question with a question

question this; is that question about a question, a question worth questioning at all?

All this nonsense about questions means that we have got somewhat removed from the real topic at hand: beds!

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