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With all the best intentions in the world, great-grannies melt my head to the point where i wanna smack em!

em grannies are worth a smackin sometimes monkeyboy

monkeyboy gaz will sort you too,
a smack, not a spank, so nuffink blue!

Blue is what you will be feeling when i beat you AGAIN

Again with the trash talking and I thought this was a nice friendly community.

Community Shield this year will be contested by both halves of Manchester

Manchester has 2 halves....? How peculiar.

peculiar is what most of the mods are on this site

site is where gypsies set up their caravans

Caravans are aplenty on the roads during the summer.

summer is just one of the four different seasons during the year.

Year on year revenue comparisons are used by most companies to evaluate their performance.

performance related pay is a good way of keeping you on your toes

Toes are a very sore subject at the moment, especially if you are a boxer

Boxer using his toes to hit an opponent......? Surely that's against the rules!

Rules, are of course of particular interest to yourself, Baff, seeing as they are particularly a moderator's speciality.

Speciality is often linked to a specific food, or maybe drink from a certain region. In some cases in can be like a registered trade mark; an excellent example of this is "Champagne", which is a protected appelation.

Appelation is a word that Baff more than likely randomly found on a website somewhere because there is no way that he could of come up with such a word by himself

Himself being not adverse to using such tactics, I think that Woody should refrain from pointing the finger in that manner.