Boss msl - "Alex I need to ask a massive favour of you. You are the guy who I know can get things done"
Me - "Alright, who's the target?"
Boss msl - "3 twerps from the Snooker Legends.. they wouldn't really be a problem but because they are under the spell of m_wood .. they are"

Boss msl -
scratch_king
w_hoolahan
.. you aint gonna like this one..
scotty2hotti

Me - "Me and Scott have a history. I did 3 years in jail because of him.. He is a Hesterpolisten!! ARGHH.. means a natural born killer and an douche.
Right I'm going to need your help and I'll bring my top agent with me"
Boss msl - "Suree! who is he"

clifton188

Me - "Scotty is dangerous.. I cannot guarantee your safety."

RUSSIA
Scott - "Look out!!"
BANG
I hit hoolahan but missed him, got him in the leg. Scott helped him up and carried him away. Scratch wimped away so Clifton went after him. Me and msl went after Scott and Hoolahan. We fired to many shots but kept missing goddamit. Scott dodging every bullet, protecting Hoolahan. Out of nowhere He took out a grenade and threw it at us. BANG msl was confused and started randomly firing. Little did he know that he shot him in the arm but he got away. Clifton returned sadly revealing scratch got away.

Me - "They might have got away, but we hit em."


3-0 to us TBC!

ahahahahahaha Alex you legend :')

(O_o)

Snooker Legends 19 vs 20 Assassins

Arcade
scotty2hotti 5 - 1 msl
Regular
borini_2103 5 - 1 moore6c
Original
wilson970905 2 - 4 d_legend
Carom
w_hoolahan 3 - 3 pattie96
Power
garethclin 2 - 4 tombo1
Mixed
allypunk vs clifton188
cphaynes 2 - 4 diamond_v2
Killer
0 - 3 TBC

Allstarz 17 vs 7 Assassins

Arcade
linfield1886 vs alex_lewis
Regular
_nerdzz_ vs spirit_2010
Original
pirate_steve 5 - 1 clifton188
Carom
adam_147 vs gerard024
Power
dvz vs diamond_v2
Mixed
erigert 3 - 3 moore6c
turtle1560 4 - 2 the_tornado
Killer
5 - 1

Deadline: Sunday 20th April

Message your opponent and arrange to get the games played as soon as you can guys. Cheers, Good Luck!

Any news on the remaining fixtures guys?

i am offline till tuesday so dont be shocked if you see me offline couple days, se you then gl all

Alright mate You have played your fixture so no worries, Cheers

....he wishes!!!! Dont come'a begging in the summer Alexis

Afternoon guys, how are we all doing? Last 3 days of the fixture, so lets get these games played please! Let me know if you are having any issues


Snooker Legends 19 vs 20 Assassins

Arcade
scotty2hotti 5 - 1 msl
Regular
borini_2103 5 - 1 moore6c
Original
wilson970905 2 - 4 d_legend
Carom
w_hoolahan 3 - 3 pattie96
Power
garethclin 2 - 4 tombo1
Mixed
allypunk vs clifton188
cphaynes 2 - 4 diamond_v2
Killer
0 - 3 TBC

Allstarz 17 vs 7 Assassins

Arcade
linfield1886 vs alex_lewis
Regular
_nerdzz_ vs spirit_2010
Original
pirate_steve 5 - 1 clifton188
Carom
adam_147 vs gerard024
Power
dvz vs diamond_v2
Mixed
erigert 3 - 3 moore6c
turtle1560 4 - 2 the_tornado
Killer
5 - 1

Deadline: Sunday 20th April

Message your opponent and arrange to get the games played as soon as you can guys. Cheers, Good Luck!

Helloooo everybody
Calling all snooker fans to take part in a prediction league as frankly the turn out is quite shocking so far

http://www.funkysnooker.com/thread/10040/world-snooker-championship-prediction-league

Killer part 2

Hey guys the Silent Warrior of this clan is messaging everyone to reveal that msl and clifton188 have mysteriously gone missing.. I've checked the hallways, the restrooms but no sign of them
But just recently d_legend told me that he received a phonecall from this m_wood guy?? Saying if I (alex_lewis) don't surrender he will be forced to take drastic measures. I'm assuming they have taken my fellow friends as hostages.

d_legend's response to this was.."Eat my shorts!"


On a search&rescue revenge mission, us along with diamond_v2 infiltrated through the barricades of this gang so called Legends?
And we were stopped by
w_hoolahan
subway1203
and once again. that scotty2hotti

Me - "You guys deal with the other 2. Ive got scotty.."

Was a heck of a fight, hoolahan wounded diamond_v2 but d_legend to the rescue and put both subway and hoolahan to rest. I on the other hand strapped Scotty to a pole on top of a building just biding my time to drop it to his death.

Me - "Heres the deal wood, give us our friends back and will spare yours"
m_wood - "NEVER"
Me - "..... let it go diamond"

Watches scotty on the pole fall from the top of the building to his death

Spared m_wood's life, found clifton and msl and returned home safely.

Final scores
3-0 (overall 6-0)

hahahha

Top job guys, sounds like it was another class team effort!

WHAT!?

Swear to god Alex, you're reports are a "killer"

I should limit my playing time on the arcade/killer tables though. When I go back to my favoured game of 'original', I can barely see which pixel I'm aiming for... Just played an absolute stinker, and lost 6.9 points

Ahh unlucky mate, but I know you and you will bounce back!

Just got an arc 107 then lost to a 600 lol

Haha, how do these things happen.. similar with me, right after I lost, I played him again and got a cent... I've just noticed something, I'm sitting on 142 forum posts now.. never hit the 147 break yet in original. Could it be drawing nearer?

Been trying to break into the top 10 Overall tables, just got it

Im coming for you clifton188 in 8th

Sweet!!

diamond_v2 (3) - (0) dvz (Power)

Diamond Breaks: 100,114,149,153,161
No breaks for dvz

ggs man, he was hungover and tired, can't blame him, unlucky bud.

Another win for you guys, much love <3

Quality result mate, with some very nice breaks!