lmao ron... get outta this thread with jokes like that haha.

i like the o'reilly joke!!!

lol the o'reilly twins got me laughing

Brighteyes walks into a bar - OUCH!

only joking brighty

Edited at 12:47 Thu 24/05/07 (BST)

old people should be shot at birth

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sorry, i thought this one was a little too innapropriate...

Edited by forum moderator _brighteyes_, at 20:14 Thu 24/05/07 (BST)

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.

Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?"

"Yup, shore am!"

"How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answered, "Ten pounds."

The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds."

The proud Texas father said, "Jest had him circumcised!"

im liking that 1 a lot

riejuroks you stole that from a joke website I was reading that the other day lol. I like the brighteyes 1, nice 1 2good lol

do you think she'll get the joke

lol yes.. i got the joke... lol you lot are just bullies *pouts*

Had a crash this morning. Hit a car from behind,the fella got out & he was a dwarf! He said "i'm not happy"... I said "well which one are you then?"

Harry Potter is so far fetched. I mean i can buy the fact that magic exists,maybe even unicorns but have u ever seen a GINGER kid with 2 mates!.

actually my son is GINGER and hes probably got more mates than you!!

dont think that was a very nice comment myself

davey if your gonna post jokes that are offensive, then i suggest you dont bother, jokes are meant to be funny not offensive!!

7 dwarfs' in the bath, they were all feeling happy, so happy got out!!

Good ones Daveyftm

Personally i found it hilarious, you two^ don't take it seriously... wow sense of humor failure, jesus christ! I'm a dwarf and i didn't find it offensive.

Sorry dead_kennedy, jokes are meant to be funny, not to insult people, ok it may have meant to be a joke, but it can easily offend people. my missus son is ginger and he read the post and asked "why do ginger people not have many friends", i felt very sorry that he saw this, he is 8 yr old, and has a complex already through what people at school say, please remember that children read these posts, try not to be disrespectful!!!

enjoy the jokes

Edited at 00:12 Fri 25/05/07 (BST)

Hey didnt mean to cause offence just thought they were funny