Same dimention as an englishman,irishman,scotsman if you ask me. All can be degrading, depending on how the individual takes it. The fact you can fly over to america and Red heads are all loved to bits. Wonder if they would find the joke funny.

He didnt actually say.....''hey dunk lass, why is your son blah blah blah'' did he. Pretty much most things on these forums these days get blown out of proportion, I have a couple of ginger friends that would find that joke rather funny.

Not starting a debate or anything by the way, although im sure plenty will come. It is in the Aviar

i agree with u about the different jokes just think it is cos of the of the age of the son thats all

A sandwich walks into a bar, and asks for a beer.

Barman says "sorry, we don't serve food"

R

Why did the American chicken cross the road? To invade the other side !

wow didnt mean to cause a riot in here was just commenting on your joke, i just felt a bit sorry for my little'un as he was beside me and saw it while i was reading this thread thats all, will keep him away in future lol




Edited at 10:30 Fri 25/05/07 (BST)

It's not a direct comment or anything by the way drunk. Just little things on these forum's get blown up really easily.

No need to keep him away, It's only a joke section hun.

i was being sarcastic lol

Check this out its not a joke but very funny!!!


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300104433666&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2Fsearch%2Fsearch.dll%3Ffrom%3DR40%26satitle%3D300104433666%26fvi%3D1

Edited at 11:58 Fri 25/05/07 (BST)

The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and smacked his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. "Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed.

"Write that down, Mary," said Joseph. "It's better than 'Derek'."

lmao

A redhead goes to the Doctor and says "Doctor, I hurt everywhere I touch"

He says "what do you mean?"

She pokes her arm and screams. Then she pokes her leg and screams. Then she pokes her head a screams.

The Doctor says "You're not really a redhead, you're a blond"

She says "How do you know?

He says " Because you've got a broken finger"




I've seen a blond joke on here already so I'm guessing it's ok, if not just say and I will edit, or a moderator could edit.

Some great blond jokes on this thread!

http://www.funkypool.com/viewTopic.do?topicid=6683

Hope you enjoy them!

LMAO! Love the cheesy ones (sts)

Cheesy Sandwiches or Cheesy Jokes.


What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

a duck walks into a bar and asks if the barman has any bread the barman sais "no"
"have you got any bread?"
"no"
ten minutes of constant asking for bread later the barman sais
"I HAVE NO BREAD NOW CLEAR OFF BEFORE I NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE BAR"
duck (taken aback) asks
"have you got any nails"
so the barman sais no
duck asks with a tone of smugness
"have you got any bread

Okay, just thought i'd post some quick little guidelines just in case:

Jokes about hair color: okay as long as they don't involve a name (and actually i think gingers are the cutest things in the whole world, but i still thought the joke was funny)

Jokes about race/ethnicity/origin: this is very very very touchy, make sure you are like 99% sure your joke is not racist before posting, if any questions ask me

Personal jokes: never include jokes about another member, even in good intention, because we all know we have bad days and can be upset by something little.


Keep the jokes clean, and keep up the giggling!

Edited at 20:48 Fri 25/05/07 (BST)

mate, this isnt about them being ginger, its about their kid, im sure if it was one of them then yeah, they more than likely would of laughed it off, but as it is their KID, they dont exactly like it when people say things like they, i wouldnt stand for it, im sure most parents wouldnt so why shoukd they?... you may be a dwarf, but if you had a child and got called a dwarf,would you tell your son/daughter to get over it its a joke?... just look at it at another perspective before saying things like that.

Ok people lets get back to the thread. Dead Kennedy has been made fully aware of the rights and wrongs of the joke. This is a joke thread pure and simple and brighty has given you the guidlines. Get stuck in with your jokes and...keep em clean!!!!

My effort for today is thus;
A drunk is stumbling through the woods when he happens upon a preacher baptising folk in the river. He ambles down to the water's edge then trips and falls down before the holy man.
Almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, the preacher pipes up: "Lord have mercy on your drunken soul, brother - are you ready to find Jesus?" Out of his skull, the drunk agrees: "Yes, I am!" he replies. And with that, the preacher grabs him and dunks him under the water.
Moments later, he drags the boozer back up: "Brother, have you found Jesus?" "No, preacher," stammers the drunk, "I have not!". Stunned by this, the preacher sends the drunk down again... this time leaving him there a little longer.
Shortly he drags him back up again: "Rid your soul of the poison, brother - have you found Jesus?" Gasping for air, the drunk splutters a reply: "No, preacher - I have not!" At his wit's end, the preacher sends the drunk down one last time.
A full minute later, he pulls him out: "For the love of God," shouts the preacher, "tell me you've found Jesus!" Coughing his lungs up, the drunk wipes his eyes and turns to the preacher: "You sure this is where he fell in?"

lmao sam, loved it

Man sitting reading the paper when his wife hit him across the head, "whats that for" he said, she said "I've found a piece of paper in your pocket with Mary Ellen on",quick as a flash he said "that was the name of a horse from the races last week" which she accepted. A week later she hits him over the head with a frying pan, he says "whats that for" she says "that horse has just phoned!"