oi camilla, get ur butt out here, my geraniums are withering, you need to.......

Water them for me and then if you could...............

wash and iron me y_fronts, coz you know i dont like wrinkles, except for.........

in my vest which I don't mind if I have wrinkles in my...........

dear old mothers face, but dont worry, i bought her anti-wrinkle creme for christmas, but, instead of using it on her face, she uses it on...................

The dog as he is a Shar Pei and the only thing more wrinkled than that is.............

G_ks vest and pants, coz when he put them in the tumble drier, he yanked the temp up to 90 degrees, the same thing happened when.......

Took his best shirts to the launderette for a service wash and he said.........

Right, thats it, im not wearing anymore vests or pants, im going commando in future, but il have to keep washing me shirts because with all the gravy stains down the front, i really need a.......

A bib 'cos I always spill things down my front, once I even spilt a cup of tea over my....................

Budgie, who then flew out the window and ended up in.............

Tesco, then he went shopping and brought some ......

milk for grae....

then grae poured the crunchy nut over his face, then he poured the milk over his face aswell, grae has been in the pub all day drinking ......

... and now he is about to get an opertaiton on his face...

to make him look like megan fox because he thinks shes stunning, he loves .....

the way that this story changes so rapidly to Jamie cruising 'round town in his car when all of a sudden...........

he decided to try on his girlfriends dress and killer heels for a night in..........

the local nightclub where he.................

has all his mates in there, he had some killer moves in the heels and then ......