to his horror, 1 of the heels broke off and he went down, like a tonne of bricks in the middle of the dance floor, as all his mates stood laughing, he decided to.........

Rush out of the club but as he did so he left one of his shoes behind...........

then i ran back in, and there she was the prettist girl holding his shoe for him he was in .....

a state of shock, coz this girl now knew he wore killer heels, she said, fgs, why dont you try........

Dolly shoes ? I'm sure they would suit you better. You can borrow...........

grae's, he has plenty of pairs of them as he uses them to go jogging in, then she....

Disappeared in a puff of smoke, it was................

like she was so annoyed with him, as she realised it was her shoe he was wearing, trying to fit a big size 9, into a size 3 shoe, so she..........

Said "I never want to see you again" but Jamie pleaded with her and she said...............

get off your knees you weirdo, you and i are finished, in fact, ive been dating your brother for the last 2 months, but i didnt have the heart to tell you, but you can do 1 thing for me..........

( how did she know i have a brother ) :o


can you please date my beautifull younger sisters, shes only 19, so jamie sadly agreed, so he set off too ......

find her, only to find, she was wearing mens underwear and was growing a breard, so he.....

ran as fast as he could back to his car and..............

....grabbed some of the ladies clothes he had stashed in the boot, he quickly got changed, pouted and tried to walk seductivley..he was doing so well until he...

Had to order at maccy D's and the person behind the counter.....................

had lettuce hanging from his bottom lip, so he said, excuse me, but you have........

to eat this piece of lettuce or..............

it will dry up, stick to youre face, and look like a.............

Penguin, because there so lovely and good to cuddle untill...

All of a sudden a polar bear appeared and they realised.............