(PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)

Sweet and sour chicken balls that have just been....




omg im pmsl here

found in a smelly old sock. So as Paula spat the balls out she then decided to go and......

Find who it was that put the SASCB in the sock in the first place and as far as she was aware there was only Stell who weally weally woved dem balls! She knew exactly where.......

to put them as well, so off she went to place the SASCB into........

(oh pmslllllll @ you)

The bin cos they was as mouldy as....

a mouldy thing from mouldyland. After she did this she then went off in search of a ........

king size Mars Bar Fwom Qwawity Stweet and on her way there she bumped into...

ryan again lmao as we walked through a dark corridor there was a loud...

BANG !!! and paula jumped out of her skin, as she screamed her head off and.........

dropped her cream egg's ryan picked them back up an rang stell on his....

Edited at 16:47 Sun 9/12/07 (GMT)

(picked UP back up Ryan?? Lmaoo)


Mobile that had no credit cos Ryan was a tight git(lmao) and only put a fiver credit on it every two weeks! Soooo the 'ups' that he had just picked up, he tried to sell them cos Paula was now hysterical and Ryan cudnt calm her down and he needed a top up to ring Stell but everyone he tried to sell the 'ups' to do looked at him as if he .............

lmfao im in fits!!!!

was on the wacky stuff, so i tried my hardest 2 sell my "UPS" so paula cud speak 2 stell but nothin would work we almost give up hope until we spotted...

That Ryans 'UPS' were all wonky so now we wud never sell them! By now Paula sooooo much need her Stell and started shouting " STEWWWWAAA STEWWWWAAA I WANT YAAAAA WHERE ARE YAAAAA" Ryan looked at her like she was stupid and slapped her right across....

her jaw (pmsl) paula sort it out lass we gotta find a way out of here b4 it gets dark an u know what happens when it gets dark *paula nods* so lets get a move on den shall we so which way r we headin *paula points in the direction of...

marshmallow hill that she spotted just over the road, but b4 they crossed she turned to Ryan and slapped him back then run...as she reached the other side of the....

bridge ryan was lost an could not find paula so ryan got worried all on his own an started 2...

Beg for money off passers-by but he got Naff so he tried..

commitin suicide *am i ever gonna get out of dis place* so ryan turns around 2 see a big shadowed figure reach out and....

It shouted..BEHAVE YA TART! what ya doing that for.. so the figure sed come on Ry come and have....