a nice cuppa tea in my luvly humble home an when ryan got into the light it was none other than....

STELLA! Stella wanted to know why Ry had slapped his Paula and so he.........

beat the mincemeat outta me!!! he then asked where paula was an i told him...

That she had been tied up an had a mini mars bar stuffed in her gob so that she cudnt....

talk......

because...

Of The Mini Mars Bar! Anyways once Stell heard that he went......

he went to Brazil and started...

Walking round like he owned the gaff and all these girls flocked round him and started......

kicking him right in the...

Place that he loved to be kicked but once they done that, they made him..

pick up and eat....

A Mouldy Sausage and he reallyyyy loved it and asked...

Can i have some parsley sauce with that?? and he was told in no uncertain terms "what do you think this is ? a fish restaurant?" so off he went in search of a..........

Trout just so he cud go back and have.........













IM PMSl

a fish supper, cos he was starving ! but hang on, whos nicked the parsley sauce?? Aha *spots Paula with an innocent scouse grin on her boat race* "OIIIII FF c'mere you" stell chases after her and.........

Falls over right in a puddle of............

Sweet and sour sauce, that some drunken lout had spilt the night before, as he brushes himself off and dislodges the chicken ball from his right ear, he the ventured off to..........

The Park to play on de see saw wiv de duckies and...........

swide down the big long swidey thing, but when he got there, he spotted a great big..........