dance by a moonlite stream then...

a flying turtle appeared nd told him...

not to go into the long grass because...

his feet would smell of beans because...

the long grass contained a potent trace of a bean smelling oder which...

gave off one heck off a...

big toe which eventually...

Ended up loooking as if it had just..

let one go that smelt...

as bad as Damee's sweaty feet. His feet always smelt, once he was walking past theses girls Yh? and they all loooked at each other and went.....

Oooooo he aint half niceeeeee! so one of the girls walked over and said...

" Eh lad, is that ur feet that smell eh? cos ya smell like bad eggs yanno" As she walked away. poor Damee....

" No love, that's just you bad breath!!!"

Then damee runs away and then see's...

(lmaoooooooooooo)


Nomercy and asks how to get a certificate saying........

lmao u 2 should have your own forum and just keep doin this lol

anyway following on with the story

....."The land's best Funkysnooker playing nose"
he says................

OHHH my god i want one how can i get one tell me great one

Edited at 17:43 Fri 28/03/08 (GMT)

.................well....first....you have to get the 5 golden tickets

the end

of the day and the beginning of the next day,potblack_147 walks up to dimples and asks...