Excuse me, but may i ask you, how you came by those dimples?? and she said......well its like this you see, one day.....

i was walking my ear along the fotpath then i bumped into a toungue who had a similar prize by getting 5 purple iron chains.....

You could...........

either...

Take the chains and..

wrap it around a...

tree, an then remove your hand from my....

pocket and stop...

picking your nose and

pickin your bum

i smelt my fingers and

they smelt like cabbage mixed with onions so i...

boiled my self with cheese sauce and

Tried to eat meself but thought id save meself for someone who wud enjoy me more! Off i went down the road to find..............

if there where n e more ppl who smelt like cabbage, but i could'nt find...

onion smellin people so i..............

repeatedly hit myself with a......

Very big...

clown shoe, and found a weird....

clown outfit,