Beat all the bad users of the site but then there wasa knock at the door...

an there was a sudden crash of...

snooker cues which were on fire because..

damee was in a rush to get 147s and his cue was going so fast it caught on fire.

annoyed damee(coz burnt his cue) went to.............

Pool to see all the lovely ppl and he bumped into...

Paula, who was coming the other way, crying her eyes out 'cause pool was closed! So damee said...

Edited at 12:05 Sat 3/05/08 (BST)

Hiya Paula, am so glad ur here, snooks is soooooooooooo quiet and cud do with livening up so how do ya fancy some rock climbing on the railings over there and,,,,,,,,,,,,

Paula said no thanks i got something very important to do so i will see you later on. Damee walked off towards the railings and started to .............

but then out of nowhere...

uz1 popped out and got a break of 140 and damee was.......

About to announce he was about to officially become a Pooler cos he loved it over there and just as he went to make the Announcement, this big purple bouncy ball bounced in looking like it was fuming and.....

it decided to bounce on paula's head for a while which made...

paula cry her eyes out untill...

She started stamping her size 3's and the bouncy ball was so shocked that it........

blew up into thousands of small bouncy balls and

a meteor............

was flying down to earth and squashed...

PAULA! who with her last breath said,,,

"I have a secret, im really a man and im addicted to....

Funkysnooker because...