(I have no idea what that last comment means so will go)

she killed them by screaming down a stethascope untill she found a better way by....

touching his........

inner thiegh due to him being old this excitment made him ...

Smile then cry cos he knew for a fact that getting excited at his age only proved that he cudnt.............

Do anything due to his heart transplant many moons ago but still she stayed over and they...

kissed passionatly all night untill..

Some greasy fat fella marched over and smack bang in the middle of thier snog..he...

asked if he could join in but they said...

Only if you grease up some more but they ran out of butter so...

they used vaseline which...

Was off cos it had been in the Funkysnooker stock room for like 3 yrs and smelt like nomercys....

breath because..

Shaun, aka Nomercy had been eating Tuna and......

it was mixed with..

cough medicine then he got high on cough medicine and...

colouring pencils that he used to...

stick in his....

ears during the lonely winter of 79 as he did not have a ..

wifey, later that year...

he found out that..