his head was going to fall off...

...So he decided he had to...

play funkysnooker before it fell off so....

he bought a laptop that didnt not have java script so he...

could not watch any explicit 18+ material the same time as playing funkysnooker, consequently he had to...

Edited at 17:55 Wed 2/07/08 (BST)

take his laptop back but the shop he brough it from wouldnt take it back becuase

the keyboard buttons was too sticky and had white...

chocolate all over them so he asked the shop assistant if he could lick it of and then give it back,, the asistant said.....

"Cha on abarrr now? Am Licking nothing off ya cheeky lil git"! and with that the assistent stormed off and just as she was about to enter the Managers office she..........

died , the end

oh wait "never ending"............ so then......

out of no where

chris ecclston revived the never ending story and went to help the shop assistant who had

no guts to confront a girl he liked, so he went to...

agony aunt who said..

ask the nice people at funkysnooker so she...

got in contact with nick, and nick told her...

"i don't have time for you, im busy making an update", that made her get very...

Edited at 11:48 Sun 6/07/08 (BST)

excited and she...

Left Snooks, went back to pool and told everyone that...