kill something but he didnt know what .. in the end he killed

Time by swimming round and round until he came across...

a magic fish who granted wishes,so he wished for...

A packet of Walkers Cheese and Onion crisps, A bag of Jelly babies, A Cream Egg and an Apple tree so that he cud..

have a picnic in the park with...

The fella from B & Q who used to work for Mr Bean Selling Ice Creams with Pink Wafers stuck in the......

thing that was called...

marshmallow. The End.

Of the road was near but...

All of a sudden!.. oh my goodness! a bear..

Appeared with Mel from Sunny Side Pool and they were about to....

Do some tricks for snooker but then realised..

There was no-one to perform for! So instead...

They went looking for random strangers in the street for money to..

Feed the bear. Unfortunately, the bear was too hungry to wait, and ate a Busker! This meant that...

They had to run away, as the bear munched on the busker, until they reached..

Narnia

and when they did they saw...

Aslan the lion eating what was left of the snooker players they were meant to perform to which explains why aslan's behaviour recently was...

extremely irrational even though most people thought...