he was a vegetarian, so it came as a great surprise when he suddenly decided to...

chew his own leg off and follow it with....

a bowl of toffee and chocolate brownie sundae surprise complete with chocolate sprinkles and a pink wafer he got from...

local shop which specialises in...

Side the minds of silly little busy bodies called Bert and Gerty and...

phillip.. bert was the...

dumb what that was always confused? but? what? awe?

Poor Bert didnt know where he was..in fact..

he was dead to the world untill

somebody shouted "Come quick! Outside they are giving away free..."

Range eggs to those that......

Have Chinese shops, and wanted to cook lots of...........

chow mein for the indian people

Who had decided that ebuff was enuff and dragged some Pool ppl over to snooks to...

Decided WHAT LMAOOOOOOOOOO.

Get some posting done while there were eating their...........

EBUFFS! Ebuff were a new type of food that they stumbled across when..











(Thats YOU that! haha)

...they were galavanting across the mainland in search of.....








(What is LOL)

The fairest maidens in the land, for they were....

in bountiful plenty, in fact, they were as far as the eye could see, and these maidens weren't just any maidens they were.........

JUSTSUMMAIDENS, and we all know what the JUSTSUMS can be like dont we eh..yh they can be very...