btw that meant....I am a mushroom with sugar on the table

what a random sentence

then he shouted, no no no, get off the table you mushroom, then he pulled out a great big ..

hairy yeti that bashed the mushroom up with his giant claws

and cooked it and it was good

but he threw up all over

the kitchen table and then...

slipped in the puke and knocked himself out...

hours later he woke up in a cage

in a truck on the way to....

dublin zoo

where he poked a gorilla in the eye

and robbed his banana

but the gorilla didnt like that so....

he challenged him to a game of cards

and told him Paula from pool wud be playing, but he didnt like the thought of that so declined! Paula heard about this and propa flipped and thought to herself that she needed to seek reveange..cos she was dying to play cards and it upset her, made her feel like a lil smell it did, so as she was plottimg her revenge she bumped into some Tramp who used to sleep on the park bench by Funky Snooker she asked him if ...

he would like to go on a date

Paula laughed and walked away and was so happy that happened becuase it made her day, but whilst she was walking past kfc she happend to...

get hit by a chicken tender thrown by a young fella wearing a balaclava

She was not happy at this so she hit him with a brick! And ran away and she kept running untill she got to..