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yes i swallowed the batteries and was rushed to hospital where i met a lovely nurse

who tutch me in a special place, yes my stomach, then told me i had to wait for the batteries to be...

taken out by the big doctor with the rubber glove

then i said doctor you must be mad if you are sticking your hand down by throat and i ran away to...

The nearest bus station, I got a burger and chips for £2,99 and was well chuffed just about to take my first bite I walked into a...

a lamp post, then droped then lovely chips & burger for only £2.99, got really angry then marched bak to...

the shop and demanded new 1 becuase he did not put the lampost there, the shop dude laughed and slaped him around the head and said 'walk on sunny' so he started to walk on whilst sobbing and decided go to..

the other place round the corner & he started walkin there & bumped into old skool mates then he went with them & forgot about gettin...

his chips and went for a walk down to local pub, on the way the lads got arrest for posession of ...

his girlfriend from the train station, she rang him and went mental and he hung up on her.

she called bak even more angry & he just told her to shut the...

front door when she got home

then go up stairs & wait for him...

to make her a nice meal while she showered and...

made herself look stunning & then when the meal is cooked she will come down &...

...glare at him and without saying a word, walk out the door and head off into town to meet her girly mates so they cud have a night of........

things thats girls do, then when they have done whatever they did they went to toko nightclub & pulled...

tongues at the geeks as they danced and shook their.........

bums showing everyone up with there awesome dancing skills...