....went to the sink to bleach his lips. He then got another phone call from paula asking him if wanted to go for a meal at 7 pm. Curtis was amazed and snapped up the opportunity. On the night of the meal......

it wasn't paula that turned up it was dane, paula had tricked curtis so that they were reunited things were going so well that........

they ended up going back to danes place which......

Curtis wasn't happy about because.....

it smelt of...

cheesy socks because.........

he actually left cheese in his socks . but curtis walked in and saw...

a huge heap of..........

Danes aftershave and he swooned!! He just had to...........

get out of there somehow, so he quickly thought of an excuse and said......

its not you its me. then to his amazment he looked out the window and saw....

the one and only...

paula and drunk_lass with there arms crossed and they had come because.........

they could aslo smell danes cheesy socks so they.......

...decided to give him a good telling off. They bent him over theres knees and gave his bum a good slap.

"You will learn dane to clean your cheesy socks" they said. Dame started crying and......

drunk_lass had no sympathy, she told him if he didnt get rid of the smell and wash ALL the socks that her and paula would come back and......

throw him in a steaming vat of industrial strength bleach as nothing else will get rid of the smell, but this has dangers of causing..........

a great big tear in the o-zone layer which would destroy all of the world as we know it, so they were forced to........

send dame into space and leave him floating there forever. On the day on lift off.....

strange little aliens took control of the space craft and held dane prisoner inside the shuttle, little did they know.............