said hello whats your problem so he said ............

I don't have one, but I do have...

a very nasty boil on my......

Big toe! With that, he stuck his........

foot in the air he had flip flops on and she could see the humongous boil, it..........

Edited at 22:15 Sat 8/09/07 (BST)

was so big that...

it had a heartbeat of its own and was about to burst, it looked painful and.........

disgusting, so he went to.....

bend down down and squeeze it, as he did.......

he squeezed a little bit too hard, and it........

Squrited everywhere, there was....

a lack of tissue so he cleaned up the puss with....

a piece of baize he had just ripped off one of the snooker tables, Nick had seen this and......

ordered a botch job to be done when suddenly......

Out of the Blue, this lil Elf called Ernie Appeared..he was looking very angry indeed..he marched up and down the Snooker table chanting.........

this magic spell which transported them back in time to 1635 ...

Edited at 17:10 Wed 12/09/07 (BST)

will certainly do the trick, so he started to chant and then.............

He Farted! The place smelt worse than stella_mans house after a night down the Rugby club drinking with his mates and looking for Spiders and Wabbits!! Stella also liked trying to.....

dress up like a woman when somebody walked in and...

in shock while dressing up he dropped his bra. All was revealed and u could even see his.....