i_am_deco signed into pool on HIS pool name bob_pride and disagreed with paula that all the pool people were nice and continued the story with ...

a mouth full of Strawberry Cheesecake from Asda that he bought when he'd gone there for Eggs cos he'd run out of them and needed more cos Sally was staying over, it had been plannned since.....

the beginning of time when eve told adam it would be o.k to take a bite out of the........

dangerous oily apples of castle cement. due to there heavy load the participant could sink themselves to the bottom of the quarry where they will find magic muscles and power.......

walkers learning to run with weights on their Nike one tens and........

then they all went to mcdonalds & got a triple double bacon legend with extra fry & a milkshake, then...

ate it then went out side to only be ran down by a car and then...

got back up ripped the driver out of his car threw him on the road got in his car and then ran him over got out and then...

he wondered whether the story was suitable and thought it probably wasnt so he went to the zoo

and had a fight with a bear and then...

the bear won but he rose form the dead to reek havoc on.....

funkysnooker....

which survives another dayand fights back with..

harry potters wand...

and then harry finds himself trapped by the ...

girl that was in his...

dreams last night who was.....

so, so ...

Crafty!

but she ended up being a bloke so......