What be this i hold in my hand, she thought to herself while eating the pudding.....

..that had gone all cold and squidgy and......

she thought, il give that a wee blast in the microwave then i might....

try and have a game of hide and seek with meself but...

the door bell went and it was the cops, wanting to know where i got the new leather sofa from, "was it bought with the fake £50 notes" he said, well officer, its like this.................

I was starvin yh? so i went buskin with our dog..he's only a sausage dog but he can growl the Eastenders theme so i thought..if i get enuff money for a cuppa an a sausage roll ill be happy so when i got to town, i put me hat on the floor and OMG our dog started proper breakdancin!!!! ppl threw fivers and tenners in, i was buzzin so i got all excited and......

Accidentally fell of a cliff, then......

With a stroke of luck, i remembered i put me parachute on b4 i left the house, luckily, i grabbed the dog and shoved it im me hood b4 i fell off the cliff, while gliding to the ground, i noticed........

That there was a big pie in the next town, so when i landed i swiftly.....

onto the hot chicken and gravy pie..... mmmmmm pieee..... but the pie was too hot so...

...i jump in some puddle to cool it down and just as i got out of the puddle...some duck come charging at me with an angry look....i flapped and started to...

quack like a duck when...

The pie man stormed over and demanded £3.50 for landing on his pie, "no problem heres a £50 quid note, keep the change", so he.....

stormed off to the bank to cash it in when...

a man called dgeneraio robbed the bank but new_devil killed him and

resurrected because new_devil spelt his name wrong then...

The police came and arrested new_devil for attempted murder, and threw him in jail, but Dgen went to visit him to give him a..........

kick up the backside when...

...all of a sudden

he realised, he was wearing his slippers and it wouldnt hurt too much, so he asked the policewoman, could he borrow......