Great poems


Any chance of a Admin / Mod moving this thread to fun and games like it is on pool please?


~Paula~

Moved to Fun and Games by popular request

Ha!

Thankyou Budweiser for asking Baff
To move this thread on my behalf

I think it will work better on here
Where people post more fun and cheer

I only hope that you lot post
Cos i love this thread the most

Been going on pool over 6 yrs
Had lots of fun an shed some tears

It really is a good old thread
So come on put on your poet head!!

I really thought you lot would try
To post for me so i dont cry
A little poem short or long
About anything even a song
Just throw a few words together
Maybe type about this bad weather
Post a rhyme or a tiny ditty
Wont matter if its good or...............crap!!


~Poorla~

nice one paula , thankyou

Wheres your poem??

Heres one i posted on Pool.....


Love this thread oh so much
Glad it hasnt lost its touch
Still going strong every day
Ppl posting having their say

Bits of banter here and there
Equal measures keepin it fair
Pranks and jokes lots of fun
Laughs giggles plenty of pun

Times ive read and shed tears
Cos its been here over 5yrs
And ive read from the start
Some poems are locked in my heart

So keep it up :O so to speak ;)
Try Keep 'em coming every week
Bring this site rhyme an cheer
To make me smile while am here

I hate to love
I love to hate
Well that's not true
'Cos to love is great

boom boom everybody say wayo wayooo
boom boom let me hear ya say wayo, wayooo!!!!

kettlehed has landed here, and hes going no where now,
I've bin writing poetry, waitin for the chance you see,
cuz I had no posting rights
I just stuck to flying kites.
I dont wana pot no balls i just wana write some stuffff!!

BOOM BOOM let me hear ya say wayo wayoooooo
BOOM BOOM everybody say wayo wayoooo

LMAO! Ermm good that





How dare you enter my bedroom
Going so fast buzz buzz zoom

I really need to know why
Your attracted to me you nasty fly

You know im scared of that im sure
I panic when you come thru my door

I pray you'll fly back out
So that i dont have to shout

But you fly round past my head
As im lying all snug in bed

I'm sure you just try your best
To push my patience to the test

So how to you can i now prove
While your there i wont move

I cant show you tho can i
Cos your just a flipping fly

Oh How i wish was really brave
Then on my wall you'd be engraved!

OMG it slipped to page 2
Now ive been upset by you
Come on guys lets make it thrive
Post a poem keep this thread alive

Ok Ok now Paula ill have a little go
Im not very good at poems
as you all will know


There was a girl called Paula
Who was actually very sweet
Only 1 thing wrong tho
She had terrible smelly feet
Her boyfriend said "now Paula"
Your feet do really stink
Before you come to bed tonight
Stick em in the sink

double post

blanko

i think that just won't do ya know
her feet are really bad,
ive heard that skunks have walked away
and moved to different lands!

another poem thread to fill
to keep our paula sweet,
i see she's at her work again
there's no end to her bleat

Hahahaha, someone used to call me stinky feet and wee feet over on pool agggggggeeeeeeesssssss ago ha!

They dont smell, here, have a sniff
Not one tiny hint, of a bad whiff
If you dont mind, leave me feet be
Of you'll get a kicking, from my size 3 !!!

i might just eat
yer tiny feet,
so keep em clear
for ive no fear

:O Tiff they smell like you think
Tiff its really a nasty stink
You would dare eat them then
But i dunno ya so then again........

C'Mon Poets!

Poems aint so good on the snooks
A problem for snookering crooks
U should go visit pool
Laugh real loudly and drool
At the rhymes that the poolies do cook

Hippes xxx

Nicceee poems