oops

The day is born, the sun is ris,
I wonder if my flight home is.
Some say there won't be any planes,
And so my money's down the drain.
But that, I think, is rather rash,
'Cos Qantas has got my cash!

Whoop Whoop Chaos do some more
Your poems are good of that am sure
More girls are what this thread needs
To show these boys were not weeds


DunDunDun! ! ! ! ! !

lmao paula please,
am beggin you am on my knees,
need your love or that's the end,
just aint enough....bein friends

Tart! haha!


Oh Jimi love am not lying
Theres no way of denying
That you and me could have fun
With some poems and banter pun
But to gain my love takes a lot
An am not sure if uve lost the plot!

aw jayzus paula,
you'll be sure to know,
if we ever meet,
you'll see me glow.
it's apple green,
from cider suppin,
and then you'll get
yer come-uppance!
so there ya have it,
dare at yer own cost,
has jimi hippes,
plot the lost?!!

Hahaha you make me smile
If i see ya id run a quick mile
Not because of you am scared
Just cos id do things you'd dared
So on that cider you keep drinking
Ahhh am doing too much thinkin

tonight its red,
no cider left,
i raise my glass,
and laugh in jest,
to paula she's the one to see,
in a white coat tied to her bed tightly!

In a white coat is you not me
So tell the truth our wee jimi
Am the sane one as ppl know
They all watch my halo glow
Upon ur head they see horns
Sticking out like roses thorns
Lets be honest lets be true
I am much more sensible than you



Pfffffffft *Turns her nose up and walks away*

she turns her nose,
she walks away,
but then she wakes,
and hears me say,
dear paula please,
yer halo glows,
due to the effects,
of yer radioactive toes!

PMSL @ YOU!!

poets are gone,
thread-bare,
someone help,
no-one cares,
try just one,
i'll do my best,
hope it's good,
more-a-less.

hippes of gazereth

Oh Jimi me love youve been all alone
Had boredom had ya kickin a stone?
These snooks aint like us poerty poolers
They cant do them to even fool us
I;ll try an post one while am here
Though it wont be that sincere
Just something that may make you say
Paula ur back, you beauty weh hey!!

I made myself a snowman
As perfect as can be,
I thought id keep it as a pet,
So, let it sleep with me.

I made him some pyjamas,
And a pillow for his head,
Last night the snowman melted,
And peed the blooming bed.



Edited by forum moderator budweiser, at 10:45 Fri 10/12/10 (GMT)

Don't know if I've posted this one

Snow

When the snow came all the transport came to a standstill
I saw children and adults alike on their sledges whooshing down the hill
Some people like the snow playing snowballs making snowmen and what not
Some stay indoors and look out at the scene wishing they were somewhere hot

After the snow comes icy pavements and streets or that horrible slush
No one has time to talk or smile as they go on their way; they are in so much of a rush
Rushing to the shops or rushing to work hurry, hurry is all that you get
But there's no need to worry the world won't stop, where ever your going you'll get there yet

It looks so nice on the Christmas card that you sent, but when it came you were filled with fears
What happens if this, what happens if that; the weather man told us it was the worst for 19 years
But this didn't happen and neither did that, we all survived now fancy that and we're to tell the tale
About that harsh winter, the rain the ice and the snow, well at least there wasn't a gale

So when the summer comes and it too blooming hot, about this winter we won't give a jot
We'll be in our cosies for a dip in the pool, with sangria, lager, sun, sand and the lot
Remember the snow and the fun that you saw people out playing their hands so cold they were sore
And think to yourself, it could have been worse; we're all still here with family, friends and more

Brill that G :):)






I got that as a txt yesterday and posted it on pool haha its great

Edited by forum moderator budweiser, at 10:45 Fri 10/12/10 (GMT)

why quote and not add anything calar??

'Twill he get me for Xmas this Jimi C
Maybe a sled cos outside is slippy
He may even get me a scarf and some gloves
Cos i know its me he secretly luvs
What if he buys me something sincere :O
Like gold or diamonds for in me ear
I'll have to save to get him a prize
But what do ya buy for someone so wise
Maybe a pen to continue his rhymes
Or maybe a bell - does he like chimes?
Oh i dunno we'll just wait an see
I might even wrap up and present him with me

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

lmao at someone so wise,
ya just made me laugh and bring tears to my eyes,
and as for stickin some jewels in yer ears??!!!
think i'd rather spend it on cider and beer
so i think i shall ponder and get it just right,
for if u appear under my tree all wrapped up so tight,
somethin so special for a girl in my heart,
a kiss on the cheek and and some clothes for a start!

happy christmas paula xxx