Ha i liked that one Jim
Made me give a lil grin
If only snooks was like pool
We the poets was as cool
Jotting verses in secs flat
Keeping them good at that
But alas these poets are slow
So maybe back to pool we go

Pool is no place to be,
All the best are here you can see,
We bash out a rhyme,
In double quick time,
Or maybe that is just me.

One poem's never enough,
I write them while having a puff,
I really should quit,
If not for a bit,
Cuz my poems are getting quite rough.

Im amazed not one but two
From the kettle to me and you
But i'll be straight
They wasnt great
In fact they was rather poo!!


hahah m'only messin, keep em coming

Jump grab smash swing
Hit him! beat him! i hear you sing
When hes hurt and nearly out
Kick and jump and scream and shout
For this is what its all about...

...Then smack him again with one last clout.

More More you hear me say
Send ya poems all my way
Keep em short or make em long
I'll keep reading all day long ! ! !

enough is enough im goin to sleep
strap in my seat belt, cuz its dreams vs me

Night night dear kettlehed
Sleep in well in your bed
Have sweet dreams all night thru
Back here tomorra with a poem or 2

they're really not bad at all,
these snookies can be on the ball,
but when it comes down to wit,
they really are
need some help give us poolies a call

It has livened up on here!!!


MORE MORE!!!!!

I got it out the can
I fried it in the pan
i bought it off sam
it was a can of spam

Pfffft... who is this guy?!

lol cheers

James your silly cant you read
It was Kettlehed doing a verse
Why dont you give it a go
Or are ya scared that it'll worse

i think he's feared,
aint got no balls,
he'll never try,
in case he falls,

until a night
that drinks been taken,
his poetic talents,
will never waken.

Oh how I ache for the cake that you take to the lake, make no mistake I wana rake up the cake!

can i get a rewind!?

PMSL!


I think kettles lost the plot
If that rhymes all he's got
The cake poem wasnt ace
Needs it splattin in his face!

Jokes aside come on guys
Give this girl a good surprise
In the shape of a little ditty
And make it good not too....................crap!

changin nappies aint much fun,
just not like wipin yer own bum!
but all mess aside and flying pee,
my babbies fill my heart with glee

Paula

Throw yer nappies in the street,
Chuck em, launch em, oh so sweet,
When you've got a nice bag full,
Wait with patience for my mate paul,
When he is walking down your path,
We will throw them and how we laugh.

Come on guys dont be slack
Do poems while am away
Do short or long
Do rhyme or song
And i'll read them all day